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† Michael Jackson will Not Cremated †

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by projectx, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. projectx

    projectx Power Member

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    Due to the fact michael jackson is already 99% plastic, he will not cremated. He will be melted into lego blocks so that younger generations can play with him for a change.:p
     
  2. bizcredit

    bizcredit Power Member

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    I got this fwd to my cell phone about 30 minutes ago, you are late!
     
  3. graphicnut

    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    Nah man, he said in his will that he wanted his ash's put in an etcha sketch so the kids could still play with his knob
     
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  4. projectx

    projectx Power Member

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    i just got it also in my mobile, and i live in the Netherlands, shit go's crazy on this chain thing. think i'm go ti start this mobile chain with a aff link.:D
     
  5. SpazzyMcSpazz

    SpazzyMcSpazz Regular Member

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    You know what just struck me... did he change to white all over his body or just the face? Man, that would be creepy as hell seeing him naked (besides other things)
     
  6. Biscut

    Biscut Regular Member

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    His body color was very spotty (supposedly). He did a video with a bunch of Egyptian dressed dancers and he was the ONLY person wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants. He looked so out of place but he would not let his skin be seen.
     
  7. Alex Brooks

    Alex Brooks BANNED BANNED

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    Heard it like 100 times today already. Haha.
     
  8. darkman

    darkman Regular Member

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    Please respect the deceased.
    ( bunch of kids! )
     
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    graphicnut Supreme Member

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    darkman, he aint dead, get with it ;)
     
  10. SpazzyMcSpazz

    SpazzyMcSpazz Regular Member

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    Maybe you should change your avatar...
     
  11. turner

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    as jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance the doctor said i think we should start cpr the paramedics said no we should start heart massage the driver said no we should start an adrenaline drip and then jacko gasping for breath said f*ck me
    'you wanna be starting somethin'
     
  12. turner

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    wots the difference betweenalex ferguson and jacko?
    fergie will be playing giggs in august
     
  13. turner

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    ''Newsflash'' gary glitter has made a world record bid to buy jacko's computer
     
  14. IntensE

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    Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10" ?
    A: Two 5 year olds.
     
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    It is reported that he tripped over something, maybe a pram, but you can't blame it on the buggy.
     
  16. turner

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    apparently it was a ginetic disorder
    he had the billy gene..................................oow
     
  17. turner

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    I can't believe no one saw the signs of his ill health. I was just saying how pale he was looking yesterday.

    Will MJ's Funeral be a White Glove event?

    Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? "It's when the big hand touches the little hand"

    Doctor's performing a preliminary autopsy are unsure as to whether to blame it on the sunshine, moonlight or blame it on the boogie.
     
  18. turner

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    The Paramedics turned up at Jackscoons house and the first one says "Fu*ck, no pulse, what shall we try first", The second one says "Well, I don't know about you, but I fancy a go on the ferris wheel".
     
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    turner Registered Member

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    To the tune of 'the beverly hillbillies'


    In gary indiana, born and raised
    on the stage is where i spent most of my days
    never chilled out, relaxed, but i was still all cool
    making money for my dad, instead of goin to school
    we had a couple of hits and life was gettin good
    im gettin too big for my neighborhood
    my dad still beat me and his nostrils flared
    i said "im dyein my skin white and gettin the fuck out of here"

    i whistled for a boy and when he came near
    his ass looked fresh and i needed to tap that rear
    if anything, i could tell i hated pubic hair
    so i built an amusement park, bring yr kids if you dare

    I pulled out the jesus juice for the boys, over 9000, and 8
    and i yelled to their parents, "no proof, sue me later!"

    looked at my kingdom, i was finally there
    to sit on my throne, move over pedobear
     
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    "Jacko's ghost has been sighted in a childrens hospital, Looks like he will continue to try put the willies up small children"