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[METHOD] SEO Guru advice on sex with your VA

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by gurutard, Jan 13, 2017.

  1. gurutard

    gurutard Newbie Premium Member

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    If you're anything like me you'd have read the clickbait title and assumed that this was about virtual sex. You don't need to aim that low any more because IMPulp's superstar superguru is giving advice to the forever alones on how to get laid.

    If you want to know how to coerce your female VA's into having actual, physical sex with you on the basis of you paying them money, this guide is for you:

    https:// impulp. com /a-roadmap-for-fcking-your-virtual-assistant/

    (url obfuscated as too noob. Remove spaces for sexytime advice)


    Please don't compare this to prostitution where men pay women a moderate amount just for the purpose of having sex. This is about paying women a pittance to do repetitive work and using that tiny income as leverage to pressurise them into having sex with you. Entirely different thing altogether. You don't even need to pay them every month!
     
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  2. onlineonly

    onlineonly Power Member

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    What if you only have male VA's? You have sex with them to?
     
  3. WilhelmScream

    WilhelmScream Marketplace Mod Staff Member Moderator BHW Intern

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    I think that guys who are willing to stalk people and travel to another country to have sex with them aren't going to be picky.
     
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  4. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    Any hole is a goal.
     
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  5. gurutard

    gurutard Newbie Premium Member

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    Just don't ask him why
    [​IMG]
     
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    amoon Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    you should use that method wisely, and be aware of some men disguised as hot chicks,
    I can't tell you what will happen in that scenario

    :D
     
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    i absolutely loveeeee this blog. gassing jews, Interviewing known scammers (Mr Eagle), insulting females and now how to screw my 3rd world VA aka virtual slave aka i can't afford to hire real staff for my #1 Internet Marketing Blog

    the scary part is that the site owner doesn't realize hes the biggest laughing piece of the year right now and no one is laughing with him, they are laughing at him/it. unless he is a super troll. which is actually more believable than whats going on now and this being real life

    ps; the owners twitter is comedy at its best everyone should read it @realjoemongan

    pps; hai bhw
     
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    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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  9. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    [​IMG]
     
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    *looks around* Where are all the people who were so eager to defend this clown last time?
     
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    lol he sounds like a neanderthal
     
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    Don't even know who that cunt is.

    Excuse my language
     
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  13. Reaver

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    You aren't missing anything. The only reason this is such a big deal is bc he's a member here. He used to be very respected before he went...well...this is beyond full retard.
     
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  14. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP

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    RabbitKing?

    He was dropped on his head or hit by a car or something, then changed his name to @JoeMongan
     
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  15. Asif WILSON Khan

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  16. Hawkster

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    oh wow, i thought RabbitKing was a decent fella.

    Well well well..

    OK im in the loop now lol

     
  17. Asif WILSON Khan

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    Yeah, Rabbitking was OK but then he went all JoeMongan on everybody
     
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    Doesn't seem like the same person at all. Really odd

     
  19. Ste Fishkin

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    He's either doing too many drugs, or not enough.

    Not sure yet.

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Asif WILSON Khan

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    He moved to Miami 1 or 2 years ago, think he has got coked off his tits.
     
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