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Method - Commenting on blogs, that will def provoke conversation (Internet Rage Effect)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by onlinepromoter, Oct 7, 2012.

  1. onlinepromoter

    onlinepromoter Junior Member

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    Just read a thread on writing comments to be used for blog comment software .. being that i'm bored I came up with one that I believe every language could understand .. yep global market appeal ... i know i should probably make a PDF and sell this for like 20 books on WF but what i hell i love you guys.

    Step One: Step one is use key phrases to help in finding a niche to target your keywords

    Step Two: Write a little comment so you can plug your keyword and url in .. damn black hatters

    Step Three: realize you just wasted time reading the last two steps.

    Step Four: Copy and paste this SUPER SECRET learned from a guru who once knew a guy who climbed a mountain and spoke to a monk that taught his a amazing secret:

    I think I came up with a comment that's guaranteed to get you some traffic and the attention of the page owner, I'm a little new at commenting but i think this will work great... Opinions highly {anticipated|expected|wanted} : ) .. please don't ban me ... just kidding here : )

    p.s I'm 93% sure this comment could be understood in any language.

    I would like to say {you suck|screw you|F you|Go F youself|burn in fire|drown in water|hang yourself|die in your sleep|go play in traffic|choke on a hotdog| go get eaten by wild dogs|hope you get cancer} because your {article|post|opinion|writing style} is {useless|crappy|horrible|retarded|idiotic|biased|liberal|conservative|right wing|left wing} that {no one|anyone|anybody}who is not|isn't} a {retard|idiot|dumb a$$|blind guy|A-hole|uneducated person|dirtbag|loser} would agree with the {garage|trash|excrement|crap} you {wrote|blogged|authored|spit out} nice try {dirt bag|loser|idiot|dumb a$$} put a little effort into your blog. Your {article|post} {was not|wasn't} worth the time spent searching {Google|Bing|Yahoo} to arrive at this {crappy|horrible|stupid|moronic|waste of time} you call a {website|site|blog|article|post}

    Step 6: success you just wrote the most awesome comment a website owner has ever read ... you will probably keep it up and respond back ... trying to win INTERNET Argument style.

    Step 7: Manually respond back Trolling him a few time, till you give a Bull Sh!T appology ... most likely the VICTORIOUS webmaster will be so happy that he has proof he won a internet battle he will leave the comments up providing others the opportunity to see his success in being the king of the internets.

    If you found this humorous, or enjoyable you know what to do : )
     
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  2. makemecash

    makemecash Regular Member

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    lol...I think the point of comment is to get it to stick rather then deleted...but I get your point. ;)
     
  3. onlinepromoter

    onlinepromoter Junior Member

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    Additional tip : if it's a active blog you'll get those loyal fans hopping in to defend there King(Webmaster) thus creating even more chaos on the field of battle be sure to engage these people in conversation : ) spewing out your URL at them till they submit. Additionally you can also toss out your email in a attempt to build your targeted mailing list : )

    remember this is a joke : )
     
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  4. G-S-T

    G-S-T Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    This is nothing new, trolls have existed since the birth of the internet :p
     
  5. Saint-Hero

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    hehe, didn't know that one! thanks for share dude!
     
  6. onlinepromoter

    onlinepromoter Junior Member

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    But we are in the days where you can do it automatically lol