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Mattel Releases 5 New Barbie Dolls For Christmas

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Dec 14, 2008.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

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    1. Mid-life Crisis Barbie.
    It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Includes a real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."

    2. Hot Flash Barbie.
    Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.

    3. Recovery Barbie.
    Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a six-pack of Diet Coke.

    4. Post-Menopausal Barbie.
    This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch watching the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. As a bonus this year, the book "Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self" is included.

    5. Divorcee Barbie -- Sells for $199.
    Comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and Ken's boat.
     
  2. BearyManaLow

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    HAHAHAHA Oh man, Hot Flash Barbie is a MUST for any serious Barbie collector! I know I'll be getting one ;).