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Matt "the GoogleGod" Cutts teaches you how to live!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dbyrn, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. dbyrn

    dbyrn Power Member

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    Oh boy! This guy knows everything!
    Lead us Mr Cutts!!!

    Code:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnfBXjWm7hc
    
    ;)

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  2. mrtwister_65

    mrtwister_65 Regular Member

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    No rotten tomatoes around? What a shame!
     
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    Ok, I've tried listening to Cutt's advice. I've tried being Son Goku and turning Super Saiyan for 30 days, I couldn't even do a proper Kamehameha, I feel I've been lied to and want my 3 minutes and 28 seconds back..
     
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    zerodtk Regular Member

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    right, but who will pay my bills on the end of the month?
     
  5. dbyrn

    dbyrn Power Member

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    I really don't know what is he doing on TED. Is he a celebrity of some sort? Do they show Matt Cutt's hidden cam tits photos in US?

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    ShadeDream Elite Member

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    LMAO

    That was funny!
     
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    veheme Elite Member

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    I thought he was going to insert a 30-second speech about on-site SEO and organic linking and why you should not have paid links somewhere in the vid. A random rant like that would be awesome.
     
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    Matt Cutt's is the last guy in the world that I'd want to emulate....

    Not even because he's head engineer of Google's web spam team.
     
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    sirgold Supreme Member

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    never noticed he had such a tedious lisp... lol sry got no more time to fuck around now, on my way to kilimanjaro as well... :)
     
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    partymarty4870 Elite Member

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    Who ate all the pies - Matt did!
     
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    acotut Elite Member

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    Why you hating so much? :confused::confused:
     
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    PhaseSeo Junior Member

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    hahaha.. It was funny...
     
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    Jeez, I've put on a lot of weight over the past year, but I am still nowhere near as fat as this cunt. Also the edges of my jaw are distinctly non-perpendicular to eachother.

    Taking Matt Cunts' advice on how to live your life is like taking advice from Bartman on how to pick up chicks.
     
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    pxoxrxn Supreme Member

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    Matt Cutts kinda looks like a paedophile.
     
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