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Matt Cutts will hunt you down!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by thisigor, Oct 14, 2013.

  1. thisigor

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    Please read this whole thread!

    Some time ago I offered to post a really easy method on how to get free backlinks with 301 redirects.

    It was really simple:
    1) You find a URL/link shortener that enables users to delete their own shorten URLs.
    2) You scrape the web looking for high PR expired shorten URLs.
    3) You point/link that URL back to your website.
    Results:
    1) Some guy uses a URL shortener for their Amazon affiliate links or something else.
    2) He promotes that website and posts it different places.
    3) The URL gets banned for spam or he deletes it.
    4) Since the URL is a 301 redirect you reuse it and get all the link juice back to your website + a bunch of outgoing links to your website from other sites.


    Ok! Since no one cared I used this method for myself. The URLs where picked up by ahrefs as redirects and the backlinks kept coming and so on and so forth... Until yesterday:

    "Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore" (...)
    (...) I was sorting out shorten URLs that I had reused and finding out their precedents and suddenly I discovered that one of them is linked to an official and Verified Google YouTube channel!!!!!

    So now, even though it's a nofollow Google is contributing to my niche! (LoL)!^100

    So now I must face the consequences. As we speak Matt Cutts is coming for me! But do not worry because I've arranged some forms of protection.

    Best known form of protection against Matt Cutts and Google:
    - Place signs on your house's doors and windows with the following code:
    Code:
    [B]<META NAME="ROBOTS" CONTENT="NOINDEX, NOFOLLOW">[/B]
    So now Google can't find us!

    - Be careful when crossing roads because you never know where those Google Street View cars are! They will run you over or follow you home. Then they will delete your building/house/appartment from Google Maps, Earth and Street View.

    Facts about Matt Cutts:
    - History Channel "Ancient Aliens" season finale was about Matt Cutts.
    - He is the only person that can defeat Chuck Norris when dealing with spam removal.
    - He is single-handedly more successful enforcing the ban of canned spam and its consumption than the entire USA Prohibition in the 1920s and 30s (ban on the sale, production, and transportation of alcohol).

    Previously known confrontations:
    - Something similar to this usually happens when you mess with the big G: vimeo. /70498601
    - Or in the worse case scenario something like this:
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    (Everyone who took part in that BHW thread, shown in the image above, is now dead or missing!)

    Conclusion:
    - Do not mess with Matt Cutts or the big G because they will get you faster than Chuck Norris and Vladimir Putin put together.
     
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  2. thisigor

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    Seriously? No one!
     
  3. rankjuice

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    shouldn't you be working?
     
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  4. steelballs

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    Buddy slow down the thread has only been up 6 minutes and you bump it...

    With respect friend be careful there are rules on bumping...

    Just relax folks will come - good luck...:cool:
     
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  5. thisigor

    thisigor BANNED BANNED

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    I get if you didn't enjoy the joking/trolling part or thought it was foolish but the part about the backlink is true.
    Do you know my time zone?
     
  6. thisigor

    thisigor BANNED BANNED

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    Sorry! I didn't know about that. I have to get some time to read the terms and rules.
    Won't happen again. Thanks for the warning.
     
  7. rankjuice

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    Not sure why knowing your timezone is relevant, but if this was a joke/troll, please keep it in the lounge section.
     
  8. steelballs

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    Hey no apologies needed, I only posted to give you the heads up as did not want you to bump again in another 6 minutes and get in trouble...:)
     
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  9. Rua999

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    Things i take from this thread.. OP is happy he found a method of scraping old url shortener redirects.. Matt Cutts is an alien.. One of the redirects pointed to a youtube channel.

    Didn't you already post this method before? Therefore, what is the point of this extra thread?
     
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  10. thisigor

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    Sorry about that. Next time I'll do this kind of thread in the lounge section.

    Knowing my time zone is relevant because we don't all live in the same country. So how can you know that I'm "supposed to be working"?
     
  11. thisigor

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    One VIP member just asked (PM) me for this method, other wants to buy domains (which I'll be giving him for free).

    Just Check this out: /watch?v=RvCVhmgQLEU
    This is an official Google Analytics video from their official and verified YouTube channel. If you click the link in the description you will be redirected to my PPD Niche!

    I'm just trying to say that we can scrape not only Tumblr, Blogspot and Weebly high PR expired domains to use reuse to our advantage but we can also do this with 301 redirection link shortners. Like I just did.

    I was trying to be amusing and trolling a little bit but since that didn't work out too well next time I'll just stick with the intended content. You people are really serious!


    Got it?
     
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    You made me laugh...Lol, I am still laughing...thanks.
     
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    This made me laugh too.

    We need more people like you who can be funny :)
     
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    Seriously no one? I do not have bad eyesight, but I am not attempting to read text that small, do not feel like having a headache for the rest of the day.
     
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    Whahhahahhh LOL :haha: Just woke up and you made my day, thanks!!!
     
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    Go back to warrior forum mate. This is a place where people actually make money
     
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    Moved to the Lounge...
     
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    Funny Guy, where were you all these days?!!!

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