Mathematical Proof That Every Human On Earth is a demonspawn

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1. pewepPower Member

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I saw a lecture a few days ago (I forget the video name) on youtube for fun from one of those super, super "enthusiatic" fundies that claimed every witch, psychic, etc... is descended from Lilith. Essentially a demon spawn that draws upon dark forces - black magick - and that we should be burned alive (*yawn* what else is new). I've seen this false rumor twice now.

This is a hateful, stupid, blatant lie.

I have always maintained that anyone can develop psychic abilities if they want to and there's nothing special about me except for my interest in the occult. And if you don't believe me, here's the proof.

How long is a generation - not going by standard definitions, I mean the average age a woman gives birth to a child. Let's call it 30, even though we all know it's probably closer to 20.

Let's assume Lilith decided to get down and dirty with the ape just a short 2000 years ago. That's ~ 2000/30 = 66.666 generations. Let's call it 70 just to make the math easier. You'll see in a moment that it really doesn't matter.

How many people were alive during that time period? According to population trends - roughly 170 to 400 million people. Let's just say 250 million. Let's assume Lilith had a single child. So there was ONE single psychic in the entire human race. So the chances of anyone being psychic when looking at the entire human race was equivalent to winning the mega millions. Not great odds.

Now, you have a mother and father, they have mothers and fathers, etc... going back a little over 2000 years, that's 2^70 different combinations - 1.181 X 10^21 that would have had to be filled by 250 million people. Now we KNOW that clearly the vast majority of these combinations were not unique, so here's the problem:

What are the chances of winning the lottery if you bought 1181000000000000000000 different lottery tickets? Remember, you only need ONE of these tickets to be a "winner" - aka to be the offspring of hell worthy of eternal fire.

Then start factoring in things like adoptions, rape, infidelity, sex parties, horny sailors and the picture gets even murkier. Can you honestly say you know who every single one of your ancestors were back 2000 years ago? Lol. Starting to get how absurd this is? Every single one of you has a witch in your line..somewhere. Every single one has a crazy motherfucker that could see what we seem to have forgotten - that yes, we are not alone in this world.

Now excuse me - the church down the block is burning trash on the road again and I'm going to change the winds to blow the smoke back into their building for the 5th time this month.

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3. ancientaliensRegular Member

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I may descend from above using my hovering mechanisms, but that does not make me an angel..

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LMFAO

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I don't think you know what mathematical proof is...

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Lilith is a myth, so everything you just typed is a blatant lie.

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Dear mathematician, ain`t see no formulas above

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You deserve a section on BHW only for you.

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So am I like Inyuasha?

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According to DD, "our requirements around running up new sub-forums include relevancy. Where you can find 30+ posts made in the last 15 days on this topic, from engaged members, post them into a new thread in the forum suggestions and feedback section and we'll look into it."

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Yeah he does have all that. Even more. If not his awesomness will be more than enough.

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Hell, let's give him his own usergroup, too.

@pewep, how does Jr. P.I.M.P sound?

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that would be the icing on the cake to conclude.

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You couldnt send some of that my way could you my neighbour "doesn't believe in recycling" so burns all his plastic. Driving me nuts it is.

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@Zwielicht @yuuzokun Lol you guys are too crazy .

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You know what I think about Lilith? It's fantasy like every semitic religion from the today Israel area.

and you know who is god? I am and I truely belive in myself and my power. I belive everyone live in own universe, for me everyone is just dust to surpass or smash. Yes ill be never good friend.

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Where did you learn all this? Your IQ must be over 200.

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What the fuck kind of things are you drinking in Africa, homie?

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