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Massive earthquake hits every corner of the earth at the same time...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Sanitarium, Apr 7, 2010.

  1. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    ...What would you be doing or do when it hits?

    How many of you would stop having sex?
    How many women would just shout 'omg this is the biggest orgasm ever bob it actually feels like the earth is shaking' while Bob is screaming EARTHQUAKE.

    How many nerds will try to shut down their computers properly...because suddenly OCD takes effect and you MUST turn off your PC PROPERLY before you die?

    I think I might run to the bathroom to take a last piss because dying with a full bladder is just painful.
     
  2. Grizzy

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    First I would apologize to Kukulcan for doubting the Mayans..

    Then I would just start fapping.. no matter where I was.. Grocery store, church, in laws house.. wouldn't matter, as long as I went out with a big smile on my face. :D
     
  3. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    LOL no MAYANS PLEASE :D

    I'm confusing, so best way to put the question is: what would it likely catch you doing?
    these disasters have a way of happening at those awkward moments. :)

    And sorry to the people scrambling to click this thread thinking "how come i don't feel it"
     
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    lmao, ok gotcha, no doomsday tinfoil talk lol :)

    The phone always seems to have the habit of ringing when I'm on the can so I'll go with that.

    Would I wipe? Probably not. But I would pull up my pants, so that when aliens come to unearth my 10 million year old fossilized carcass I am not the butt of any jokes.
     
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  5. MoolahMaker

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    Well it depends on your status.

    I would probably just go find the nearest chick, I mean chick, no fucking fat ass mofo big ass bitch and just pull them panties and start fucking.
     
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    I wouldn't be on the earth, i'd be in space looking down on those of you that don't have the guts to dream big :D
     
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    I would be masturbating to jailbait porn while the earthquake kills all the people that freaked out. All the houses in my neighborhood would be collapsed except for the one tiny section of my house that im in. Id be sitting there amongst the rubble cursing that I have to move from my online sites to my offline stash..... while trying to load my Adult Access Now stats to make sure im still getting leads.
     
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    Nothing special, as I'm not anywhere near the tectonic plate junctions or other hot spots.

    [​IMG]

    I'm no scientist but afaik a simultaneous worldwide earthquake is impossible anyway - now a big-ass meteor hit would be an altogether different story. Probably would go sit on my roof with plenty of beer and welcome the tidal wave. :D
     
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    Lots of people wanting to have sex before they die from such cataclysm uh?? Well it is understandable cause after all wanting to have sex is just ur body telling u it wants to survive by passing some of its DNA ... ohh nothing beats the hornyness a human extinction event can trigger .....
     
  10. Sanitarium

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    Let's...

    ...dream big like this guy.

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    I'd go around and find all the hottest women i could find then have 1 big fucking orgy. Then to top it off i would go break into the police drug storage department and steal all the weed i could find and go out blazing. Don't know how in the hell I'd accomplish all this when shit is hitting the fan but hey, just an idea.
     
  12. Sanitarium

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    Man if you can get it in the hole with all the vibration and kept it there then why aren't you going up against Tiger Woods, and not just on the golf course. Woods jokes can't end can they, i just realized why he's so good at putting the ball in the hole.

    Funny isn't it, yet I think "studies" say we don't think about sex as much as, well, we think we do. Whatever that means, I'm not convinced sex would run through the mind in situations like these, unless of course you're [see golfer guy]
     
  13. darkman

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    Where did u heard about this worldwide earhquake?