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Mass Profit Formula Review - Aaarrrrrgh.

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by hochelaga, Jul 5, 2011.

  1. hochelaga

    hochelaga Newbie

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    My poor dad is a sucker for anything that advertises push-button solutions, he asks me to check this out because he got an email about it. The mass profit formula is the biggest piece of junk I've seen in ages.

    Even though I knew I was going to get a refund I still poke around the clickbank payment options until I find the $1 entry that most of these scammers have to their membership sites.

    Sure enough these guys have one.

    So I join up to the membership site, and of course have to put up with, I think about 7 or so, upsell offers.

    One of them is a great idea from an upsell point of view, that's the upsell where there is no 'no thanks - just show me the product' link, awesome.

    Luckily after closing the page, yes that's right, hitting the X, I get taken to a page that has a link to the membership area.

    So now I'm in, after watching the video I'm a little curious, I mean maybe one of these days the guys in the sales video might actually be making what they claim to be with their doctored screenshots of their fake clickbank accounts. There are 6 x four minute videos. The first one is a rubbish introduction video as per normal. The second and third ones are about how to use two pieces of software they give you for analysing the plimus and clickbank marketplaces to find hot products. They look almost semi decent from a time saving perspective, like the first module of affiliate elite and a bunch of other clickbank stat focused websites.

    Here's the problem though, even though my dotnet framework is completely up to date following the download link from microsoft in the membership site, I can't get the programs to load after installing them!!??

    The videos look great, but the damn programs don't work on my spare XP pro SP3 install. It's about this point I start thinking my computer science degree is useless if I can't even execute a program from the start menu with my mouse. So I check the manual, a pdf on the same page. Would you believe, The PDF is corrupted. You can only see the top left of the page, everything else is blank. Luckily, downloading it and opening it directly actualy works. Still nothing about system requirements that would lead me to believe that I can't actually run the program.

    Onto module 4 anyway to see what the rest of the fuss is about. This is one that tells you to buy a domain name with the product name in the domain. That's it. The resources section says all the tools you need to get your site up are here, if even says 'Download Your Affiliate Site Here', those are the exact words.. So you click on the link, and it's an offer for them to install the site they promised to give you. GREAT! Finally they're going to actually give you something that works. Then you realise, there isn't actually a download there at all. Just a couple of nake affiliate links for a hosting account.

    The freakin link says I can download my affiliate site, but there isn't actually a download, just a link to a page that forces me to buy hosting to get my download I already paid for?

    Oh well, onto module, the SEO formula. Nothing in this video tells me anything about the tools promised in the sales video, just that I need to do my onpage stuff on the downloaded affiliate site that they DIDN'T give me, a list, yes just a list, of the top 7 article sites and an affiliate link to sky high linker.

    The last module is a short video full of spelling mistakes, and a reminder to be patient and take two weeks to do everything in the videos before this one. By this I can only assume they mean to watch the videos over and over and over because the downloads sure as hell don't work.

    Useless.

    The bonuses area is again nothing but big colourful affiliate ads. No actual BONUSES to speak of.

    There might be one saving grace, the auto traffic suite that shows up in the menu. So I check that out and holy cow the instruction manual is readable, the program is there to download, and it actually runs when I click on it.

    It's a tumblr bot that blogs and reblogs. Default delay set to 1 minute. Which I love because in the instruction manual it says once you have blogged/reblogged 10k x that means that you will have 10k backlinks, then you change your tumblr address to a redirect address and all the backlings in the world belong to you.

    I wonder how long 10,000 minutes is.

    The second part of the software is an identica.ca bot. Which admittedly I haven't tried yet, because I'm over it now. Wouldn't you be?

    Should anybody decide they want to actually try this thing out for yourself, good luck.

    As for me and my house, refund please.
     
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  2. jamesptyler

    jamesptyler Newbie

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    Thanks for your honest and frank review of another
    useless, over hyped piece of crap.

    When I receive emails about the latest piece
    of junk, between here and the vault forums,
    I can see if a product has any value.


    JPT
     
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  3. Owlpic

    Owlpic Regular Member

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    CB products are junk, really waste of time and money except some software tools like BMD, AMR etc....

    I never promote these junks, dont want to blamed from the BUYERS!
     
  4. bornformoney

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    I second this as well

    @op take this as a lesson and never fall for that BS
     
  5. cedomir87

    cedomir87 Junior Member

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    The price says it all, he is charging 49$ for a software that "made" him 3700$ in one day. But he is lowering the price cause he is a nice guy, he don`t need our money. What a sweetheart...
     
  6. verilix

    verilix Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Congratulations for actually making it through the video (or grats to your dad I guess). I made it through 2mins then closed, only to be spammed by "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO LEAVE THIS PAGE!?!" pages, about 4 or 5 of them, before finally being able to close out of the site.
     
  7. elvis1973

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    If this was the case then why would he sell the process for $49, surely you would just keep repeating the process and earning $3700 per day. If i found a way to earn this kind of cash I sure as hell wouldn't sell the process for $49. Always a sign that something is a complete load of bollox
     
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    Saw the hole video.


    DAMN


    I'm beginning to think that all these people with their underground traffic that no one knows about are talking about "the deep web".
     
  9. chris187

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    99% of this stuff never does work, its pretty much scamming people. I dont know how they can sleep at night when they take peoples last few dollars and know they have no chance of making any money.

    They then tell you that its your fault or things have changed etc and then next you know they hit you with another product and another product, disgusting !
     
  10. enygma

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    Heeheee, I just let the "download link expiring in ... mins" run till it hits zero while i do other shit, which this one actually doesn't time out completely, and hit refresh, if it all starts up from whatever, already busted as full o' shit...

    chris187, they sleep fine on comfy down pillows and 10+ Russian models, only peeps with a conscience have trouble sleeping when they cash in with a rip off.

    Peace brothers and sisters,
    ~e.
     
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    I don't know why anyone even considers that any product that claims to make you wealthy and beat the system and costs $49.00 could be real.
    Same old "if it sounds to good to be true!"
     
  12. DocBrown

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    I don't open or read anything that says "push button" on it.
     
  13. chris187

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    It only takes them to rip off 1 nut case and he or even she could hunt them down with weapon of choice and thats it, game over lol



     
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    care to share it here...so we can try it? thanks
     
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    one question you shld always ask yourself before buying into these fake stuff is,,,,why are they selling their secret softwares thats making them millions of dollars???? I wouldnt, PERIOD....

    Some softwares out there are really good dont get me wrong....but majority of the stuff is crap....

    They are selling it to get their investment back to cover the loss they made in creating a crap software that didnt work in the first place, like most of the IM gurus do.....
     
  16. Warbucks

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    I like the part where he talks about how he used to work in hollywood making movies like The Mummy and There's Something About Mary. This is the whole center of his message.

    Of course he doesn't even have an imdb listing.

    Then, of course, the top video talks about how this is a live shot of him going into clickbank, and how it's impossible to fake because it's live. Of course, those same live shots ARE modified, because he's fuzzed out certain fields.

    On one hand it's a brilliant bullshit job and he likely sells a bunch. On the other it's an incredibly clumsy and SHOULD be obvious to anyone with a clue.