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MAN tries to SELL his VIRGINITY ... and fails ... miserably!

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  1. Asif WILSON Khan

    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    This virgin really wants someone to pop his cherry


    A man who tried to sell his virginity for £700 has failed miserably.
    Seb Ciercies has mounting debts that need paying off and so decided he would do this by getting someone to pop his cherry.
    He put an advert in his local paper in Brasov, Romania, but didn’t get a single taker.
    His advert said: ‘Man, 29, Brasov. Athletic and toned, dark haired. I’m selling my virginity. Price: €850. Transport not included.’
    Weeks later he is still waiting for a single response.
    He said: ‘I don’t understand it. I’m a good-looking guy with a good physique. I thought someone might even offer me more.


    ‘I’m healthy, I’m no Brad Pitt but I’m not ugly either. I forgot to specify male or female in the ad and I didn’t even get any gay takers.
    ‘It doesn’t do much for your self-esteem to be rejected by absolutely everybody in the world.’
    Seb took out the ad to pay off debts he has run up through unemployment and having to care for his diabetic brother.
    He said: ‘I’ve worked hard in the fields and in farms all my life. It’s tough work but it has given me a great body. I thought people would be keen to try it out.’

    http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/28/this-virgin-really-wants-someone-to-pop-his-cherry-5039731/


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    Well Girls (and some of you Guys) would you cough up £700 for a piece of that?
     
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  2. neverquitting

    neverquitting Regular Member

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    Marketing 101: If you wanna sell something, show off the goods in a favorable light. Dude has a "toned" physique and he wears THAT for the photo?
     
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    damn haha, this is too funny
     
  4. WizGizmo

    WizGizmo Super Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I remember reading a few years back that a young lady
    put up her virginity for auction on ebay. I can't recall the
    exact amount it was sold for, but I believe it was in the
    5 figure range.
     
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    What a strange world. He would get bidders in a senior center lol.
     
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  7. gjcontent

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    get him on chaturbate
     
  8. Capo Dei Capi

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    Much "better looking guys" are charging like £17 an hour in Romania for sex, so how can he except to charge 41x the normal rate for a guy that is not experienced. No woman is going to pay so much for a non experienced guy and probably would not even get a non experienced guy in the first place.
     
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  9. Zwielicht

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    Exactly! That's tantamount to selling a car with new paint on Craigslist but showing a photo of it with an exterior car cover.
    He must've read all of those news stories about women selling their virginity for thousands of dollars. Little did he know that male virgins are not currently in demand.
     
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  10. LostConnection

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    Here you go, fixed that for you. No better way to turn a woman's crotch from a warm and moist heaven in to something as dry as the Sahara desert, than telling her you're a virgin right before having "awesome" sex with her.
     
  11. sashoy

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    Mmm yes please, I'll bring the pitchfork.
     
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    This just reeks of self promotion, get invited to talk shows and shit like a victim....
     
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    How can someone know that he is a virgin? With women you know
     
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    Maybe an opportunity here for anyone looking for totally unique content and possibly a video that will go viral in the porn world.

    Find a prostitute and offer her a deal she cant refuse, pay the guy what he needs, get a hotel room and voila.
     
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    you now by looking at him, he will die one
     
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    Now here's something interesting, I found this article on a Russian news site (and then an updated version on the Huffington Post) about a Russian-Australian man named Alexander Stepanov who sold his virginity for $2,600.
    http://lifenews.ru/news/102503
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/24/alex-stepanov-virgins-wanted_n_4159688.html
    Are you referring to the hymen? With the number of penitent "born-again virgins" regretting the loss of their virginity and then subsequently receiving hymenorrhaphy, this can now be faked.
     
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  18. xlcrash

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    Yeah, agree with that... Nowadays even virgins can scam you :)
     
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    well i think ceosam would pop that cherry for some backlinks he just needs the right contacts and it will all be fine
     
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    There are some familiar names in this story.
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