Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Mar 31, 2009.
i love to do sex
The dOOd was milkin' it Literally
"Come on, just one more TRY! I Can DO IT!"
this is beautiful on so many different levels...
great story, it made me chuckle when they mention that he isn't the father , reminds me of Maury day time tv show in america. "HE is NOT THE father!" lol
Getting paid to screw a former beauty queen? Shame on him.
Hahaha awesome, I would love to shag one of my friends girlfriends once let alone 72 times lmao. That must be something great to have a laugh about down the pub
If he could only counter sue for the right to continue until his task is complete
Haha, that reminds me of the lawyer and the cigar insurance case
You missed out the "would" between the I and love
AMEN! i probably would have offered HIM $2500 to do it.
Awwwww... This is a pure gem. Made me laugh...
jeez, why in the world didnt they just go to a sperm bank? and why didnt the idiot insist on a thorough exam BEFORE the man laid with his wife?
on a tangent, i remember reading about men in germany are starting to have serious issues of virility-not a lot of sperm.
Wow that was great and terrible at the same time.
Not only does he get laid but he gets out of child support when he leaves his lying cheating wife (so long as he has a good attorney) PRICELESS
Shit. Pay me $2500 to impregnate a female WHILE married with a family? Pfft. Just shitty for the neighbor who found out HIS wife was a biotch.
I wouldn't call this a fail at all!
Not true at all.
If you raise the children, you're legally liable. Doesn't matter if and when you find out you didn't sire 'em.
hey man! don't forget the cold cash!
i wonder what *german* law is regarding child support!
LOL! LOL! LOL!
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