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Make Your Wife and/or Girlfriend(s) Happy This Holiday Season: ProTip Inside....

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by BLIXX, Dec 18, 2012.

  1. BLIXX

    BLIXX Regular Member

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    Gentlemen, your attention, please:

    Prior to urinating, strip off 3 squares of toilet paper and fold over one another. Place in the toilet bowl, more towards the center.

    Whilst urinating, aim at the toilet paper.

    The Result:
    Enjoy lasting months of praise and efflorescent joy from the woman in your life.


    Nothing says "I love you, baby" like a splatter-free toilet, guys. -- It is the gift that keeps on giving.



    All the best to you and yours. I wish you a profitable 2013.
    BLIXX
     
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  2. Duffers5000

    Duffers5000 Elite Member

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    Yeah, just because I am aiming at the bullseye doesnt mean the spray setting on my cock isnt unfortunately switched on.
     
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  3. jeromespitfire

    jeromespitfire Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Thanks for the really useful advice. I'll package it into a WSO and make a fortune!
     
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  4. BLIXX

    BLIXX Regular Member

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    You've got to work out those kinks, my dood. Your significant others purpose is to assist in the normal operation of said cock... But I might be doing it wrong, however unlikely this may be.

    lol yes... Recent estimates indicate that somewhere in the neighborhood of $1,456,863 USD can be made via such a WSO.


    ;)
     
  5. cm00x

    cm00x Newbie

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    Then you should make an wso on how you made $$$$$$$ making an wso with this idea.
     
  6. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    houses should come with "his & hers" bathrooms. :cool:
     
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    ShadeDream Elite Member

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    Sorry to bump such an old thread but this is an interesting topic. I don't know about you guys but I'd rather keep my toilet clean. I guess some of you like sitting on your own piss.
     
  8. maildigger

    maildigger Power Member

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    Or you can piss outside or in the shower...
     
  9. J1218

    J1218 Power Member

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    Does that actually work? I feel like the toilet paper would make it splash just as much. Either way, seems like a waste of TP to me. If anything splashes, you can just wipe it up.
     
  10. sneakbo

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    you my friend have made my day ahahahaha!!!
     
  11. pawly

    pawly Registered Member

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    I agree, it gives greater purpose to socks.