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Looking for Research Funding

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Paranoid Android, Apr 26, 2013.

  1. Paranoid Android

    Paranoid Android Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Need money for alcohol research.

    I'm trying to research how to always have a 'feel good' level of alcohol in my blood stream without actually becoming an alcoholic inheriting the default behavior that is usually attributed to a drinking problem.

    The researcher and the test subject would be me. Research should be completed in about 20 years provided the funding stream is constant.

    Research notes will be sent as easy to understand handwritten documents only. If it makes sense I'm not high, if it doesn't, it means one test failed and that I'm drunk. Simple as that.

    I take paypal and bank wires only.
     
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  2. thetermy

    thetermy Regular Member

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    i has $50,000,000 from the prince of algeria... dis gud?
     
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  3. Paranoid Android

    Paranoid Android Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    yes that should be good enough for the first 6 months or so, pmmed you the bank wire info as I dont want to take such a big sum through paypal. Thanks man.
     
  4. Duffers5000

    Duffers5000 Elite Member

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    About half a bottle of Listerine a day will be the most economic way to achieve viable funding.

    You will have a rusty zip and smell like a jockstrap but when you open your mouth your beautiful teeth and fresh breath will win everyone over !
     
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    My peer review:

    It can't be done.

    Source: Bukowski
     
  6. Bill.liew

    Bill.liew Newbie

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    Any chance you will take the sponsorship through supply of alcohol? Might start a brewery for you. ;)
     
  7. LakeForest

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    uh, "alcohol tolerance"

    But, honestly, if you write the right request, you will get a government grant for this. It will happen. You can get money to study this. edit: you need to get money to study this
     
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    Truly a nobel and courageous task you are taking on
    by risking liver damage for the betterment of science. :D

    Cheers! - "Wiz"
     
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    @wizz are you sure he's doing it for '' science '' :))?
     
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    Maybe put together a crowd funding campaign on Kickstarter!
     
  11. Paranoid Android

    Paranoid Android Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    still looking for fundraising ideas :D
     
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    If you were living in the US i could have provided you funding and that too upto half a million with NO PERSONAL GUARANTEE
     
  13. RushingWind

    RushingWind Elite Member

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    Dude, Science is not worth the price of your life =/ (I'm thinking you were serious about this)
    You don't want your liver to look like this do you?

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  14. liamh

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    lol those photos are fantastic.
     
  15. mrtwister_65

    mrtwister_65 Regular Member

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    "... and the next Nobel Prize in Alcoholic Sciences goes to... Paranoid Android!!!"

    Lol.

    Few years back there was an article in popular magazine with the pictures of a lad after each pint of beer, done for research purposes. After 6-9 pints he was looking at his best. Lol.
     
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