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Looking for ONE Person, Long Term, Web Design, Good Money

Discussion in 'Hire a Freelancer' started by Invisible Dude, Jan 23, 2017.

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  1. Invisible Dude

    Invisible Dude Newbie Premium Member

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    READ ALL OF THIS OR DO NOT RESPOND.

    Outsource on Steroids means I'm bringing you on board.
    Continuous work, good money.

    Hello everyone, This is a very good thing here I am posting.

    I have recently lost my web designer (who has been my web designer for many years now). So in short: I am looking for a new web designer for STEADY work.

    There ARE requirements. Working with me is Simple.

    But I do have some requirements you have to meet.

    1) Be Fluent in Wordpress, Be Able to Hard Code, Good with Java, html, CSS, SQL and the more the merrier.

    2) You MUST be able to work FAST.

    3) You MUST create the website WITH me. Meaning, while you are making it. I am on the other end on SKYPE directing you/working with you doing other stuff ect...
    MUST HAVE A WORKING MIC.
    MUST USE IT.
    MUST HAVE INTERNET THAT IS NOT RAN BY A MONKEY.

    4) You MUST be ready to take on constant work.

    5) You MUST have an available schedule and when we start a project we work long hours, fast, bust ass and finish it. If not that day, get up the next bust it out and bam.

    6) You must be able to be creative. Which means, if you can design a wordpress site and can install WP, install a theme and then ride that straight line, I do no want you.
    My projects are always random.
    Whether they be personal, adding something out of no where to another site, projects for clients, taking a wordpress theme and combining 4 other parts of other WP themes with it, no issues with scripts, plugins, be able to problem solve, WORK FASTTTTTT, BE CREATIVE, because I come up with stuff and we make it, so the ordinary process of web designing is definitely gone.


    7) I’m not looking for someone who “needs money”.
    I’m looking for someone who needs money, wants to make money and CONTINUE MAKING MONEY.

    8) DO NOT UL SHIT YOUR SKILLS.

    BECAUSE THE SECOND I SEE THAT, SCREW THAT.

    9) Being able to do all of this should just be a second nature to you and more than work, but fun as well.

    10) Being on Skype with me during every project is a MUST. If you cannot do that. We cannot work.

    11) Don’t waste my time

    12) Do not inquire if you are not ready for constant work and do not inquire if you are NOT READY TO WORK!!!


    13) Do not inquire if you can’t work at a fast pace or are not willing to bust ass 2 days in a row to knock out a project or bust ass to make like 2-3 quick niche sites in a day or 2.

    14) If you can do the above AND MORE…

    Boyyyyyyyyy………………
    I’ll make you 6 figures.

    15) I am not an idiot. If you Hell sir me or that crap… just don’t bother.
    I’m looking for someone who is down to earth and cool, because I offer more than just good pay for good work done, Trust me… I’m a good person to know.

    16) It would be bad ass if YOUUUUUU were a good person to know.

    17) Must know how to clone sites and rip sites, scripts ect… fast

    18) Have No problem with hosting accounts obviously, panel, migration if we gotta do something, pointing Ips,

    19) FREAKING PROBLEM SOLVING!!!! Because we all know nothing we grab is perfect and if something si not working or some plugin or whatever… we either fix it, find another solution, move on and bull shit our way through ect…

    20) You must be ready to not be a stuck up ass.
    We will be mocking sites randomly and doing a lot of grey hat shit.


    21) You must be creative.

    22) You must be Cool. I am laid back. Bust when we have a site to make. WE MAKE IT. THAT DAY. OR THAT DAY AND THE NEXT!

    23) Every Job I give you is project based. I pay you good, because I am looking to establish a relationship for long term, so I got ya faded.

    24) I am not going to “pay you to edit something”.

    If something needs an edit, if you are who I am looking for, you’ll be able to hop in and bust it out (depending on what it is obviously), but if we’re doing a project and for some weird reason it is a long project, I got you faded with money, so chill.

    25) GET READY TO WORK.

    NO DISAPPEARING FOR HOURS, IF I CAN’T GET AHOLD OF YOU AND YOU PULL ANYTHING LIKE THAT, THEN JUST GO GET BENT NOW.


    26) Like I said, I am cool. Down to earth and we have fun.
    And at the same time we make good money.

    27) Again, Don't expect to make money from the smallest edits. Be prepared for edits. If you cannot crunch and work with me to complete a website within 1 day. Do not inquire. Anyways. I do not care to pay through moneygram, pay through paypal.or if you want me to send it carrier pigeon.
    Do a Good Job, I pay way more when I am happy and not stressed with shit to do.
    I’ll pay you good, we do more work which means more payments and more money.


    28) If this sounds like you.

    Then be prepared to have some fun, make a friend, make some money and bust some shi* out.

    ***********************If you are interested. Respond with your Skype ID via PM

    I am as straight forward, down to earth and upfront as it gets.
    I like creating new shit, WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE WORK AND BE WOIRKING!!!!

    OF COURSE WE WILL CHILL THOUGH TOO AND NOT WORK.

    REMEMBER: Each site is different. Each site I will pay differently. It is all project based.

    I am looking to make a long term relationship with ONE person, give constant work, to have fun with and MAKE MONEY.

    ALSO: ANYTHING WE DO YOU CAN’T DISPLAY ANYWHERE. NOT ON A PORTFOLIO OR WHEREVER.

    I AM BRINGING YOU ON BOARD.

    PS:
    I’ll also help you, teach you, show you how to make some serious bank, show you shit I know, and all that good stuff.
    We will be working a lot together and get to be close.
    I am very experienced online and make bank.
    I got you faded too.

    Hit me up if interested VIA SKYPE in PM ONLY with a DESCRIPTION

    (please note, I am being direct, because I am “trying” to get the tire kickers and the hellen kellers who somehow do not understand this ad after me repeating shit OUT OF HERE!)
     
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  2. guruz

    guruz Newbie

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    I am unable to start conversation with you; please PM me
     
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  3. tokstesla

    tokstesla Power Member

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    I doubt if you're actually "down to earth" since you kept on repeating it. If you were actually down to earth,you need not say it. Goodluck finding someone.
     
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    You mentioned you needed someone able to write hard code, but never mentioned any hard figures. What kind of money are we talking about?
     
  5. Dingsend

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    You need a web designer who has no life.
    Creativity gets inspired from daily life and that means enjoying a walk,going to random situations to seek creativity
    Good luck on finding someone.
     
  6. Invisible Dude

    Invisible Dude Newbie Premium Member

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    Actually...
    I'm pretty chill.

    But from your comment, I can tell you lack the experience I have via business and most likely don't come close to any continuous success.
    I'm not assuming that.
    Again,
    Your assumption and comment proves you've never had to deal with teams of V.A's and are unaware that all of that repetativness...
    "Is Actually Necessary"
    Especially because the filter is working as we speak.

    I did... in fact...
    Forgot to include: If you make immediate judgement and lack the intelligence and experience to even possibly make that call. Neeeeedddddddd nooooo hitttttttt meeeeeeee upppppppppp.

    Also,
    I do not need your luck.
    Take it back and go research, learn and earn.
    You need it more than I do.

    Hey dude,
    Yea I didn't mention pricing on purpose and for a few reasons.
    But I pay good and when someone works with me long term I always make sure they are set and taken care of.
    So I'd rather PM with serious individuals, followed by a skype, screenshare, show them some stuff, meet n great and computer eat.
    And the whole shebang that comes with all that there.

    Hit me up via pm if you wanna skype and talk further.
     
  7. simno

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    I can help you on this. Contact me on my web freelancersimon.com
     
  8. Invisible Dude

    Invisible Dude Newbie Premium Member

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    Actually...
    You're wrong in my opinion.

    1st you're wrong about "what I need" and "That I Need a Web Designer Who Has No Life".

    Clearly you lack worth ethic.

    It's actually the exact opposite.

    I also stand strong to busting ass and working hard to get the job done.
    Work Hard. Bust Ass. Knock the Project Out. Make Bank.
    Then We Chill and do whatever.
    The we repeat the cycle.

    And Yea.
    When I say I work.
    I work.
    I would never EVER put a site up like your struggling PVA business.

    Outright horrible and embarrassing.

    Not just can you barley import demo content.
    You're site shows you half ass your business and I would X out of it in a second... followed by the pain in my eyes...
    As I was immediately blasted with the absolute wrong attempt and failure to even use the color blue.

    So despite your comment that shows why you are struggling making dimes and nickels by failing to even run a Business I thought could not be merked up...
    Aka: a PVA business.

    You haven't even got passed the step of color psychology 99 (not 101), as you somehow screwed up using only TWO colors.

    You Like Cherries?
    Because the one on top of the icing on your cake...
    Is the TWO colors you ruined on a poorly imported demo content site...
    Are the TWO easiest colors for the best psychological strategy when implementing to a site.

    If I asked you to show me that you're successful online (btw, online also means offline)
    I bet you would immediately jump to that "one" random sale you've done before,
    Or you'd send me a screen shot of a list of transaction all around $20 and tell me "i make this all day! Even when I sleep".

    Get on my level dude.

    And if you try to mosh with someone.
    Make sure you're not backing it up with a business hellen keller could design better in wix.

    So yea BRO,
    I WORK.
    Know what I'm doing.
    Earn BANK.
    THEN.
    I'll go out and have a good ass time, doing awesome shit and muchhh muchhhh more...

    But again...
    Yet another...difference between why even if you got a loan you'd still be behind me.

    Is because, with only the couple lines of poorly executed text you written...
    You just tried to give a lesson on Creativity, and somehow managed to screw that up too...
    Outright explaining you absolutely lack natural creativity and have to take a walk and go "seek inspiration" in order to obtain that creativity

    Based on everything so far...
    I at least have to ask...
    That walk you mentioned you "must" stop working for and take...
    It's not repetitively into a wall is it?

    My Creativity just comes to me.
    No need to go search for inspiration.
    I'd give you some.
    But my money's on you screwing it up too.

    Other than that,
    If all of the above is wrong for whatever reason.
    Which it's not.

    It looks as though your comment was in attempt to prove something.
    Go Learn.
    You have nothing to prove accept the fact that you need to research, research, research... and when you're not researhing...
    Think about what about you're getting ready to research next.

    Check Your Attitude.
    And Check yourself before you break someone else with hooked on phonics business advice.

    Ask questions and don't be afraid to learn.

    If I personally don't know.I RESEARCH, ASK AND LEARN.

    And have stuck by that rule for well over 12 years now.
    Put the Know it all ego aside until you even learn how to use it and quit making irrational decisions, think before you... well in your case, breathe apparently.
    And take your time,
    I don't want you to fall down on your next walk towards inspirational - creativity land.

    Move on Bud.
     
  9. GoDesain

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    sound good about your offer and you like nice person..
    but may i ask you... if i build website like this : lk21.tv
    how much i got my salary ?
    look like i must work under pressure and faster...
    thanks
     
  10. Invisible Dude

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    It depends,
    What's your normal rate for 404 error Pages?
     
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    ZlatanTheGod Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    You sounds like a Donald Trump fanboy.
     
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    This guy is savage AF, i love it :D
     
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  13. Invisible Dude

    Invisible Dude Newbie Premium Member

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    You "Sounds" Like You Are Able To "Hear Text".

    Which is Crazy...

    Because Now I "Sees" You Suck "With Grammar".
     
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    send me a pm please. very interested
     
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    Dude, you missed point 29 !:eek::eek:
     
  16. Invisible Dude

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    Naw man.
    I used invisible Dude font after 28.
    You can download it here:
     
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    You're making my day haha
     
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    @https://www.blackhatworld.com/members/invisible-dude.794275/
    I usually mind my own business but your request caught my eye,what i meant to say is you can't put so much pressure on a person and it's good to leave some freedom,though it's how capitalism works and your request is legal.Good luck again on finding someone!
     
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    I have a feeling that invisible man is the IM behind the wendy's twitter account. His roasts are fire!
     
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    What an extremely needy post. There is a very extreme "taking mentality". Literally only three lines in your phat copywriting are about what you'll do for the person in return.
     
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