Looking For Black Man With Good Rap Skills

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Hey guys I got a rap song and considering I sound like a total white boy, because I am.. I need some one with some skills to sing this song for me. Don't worry it's only like a couple minutes and I'll throw yah $20 for doing it. Hit me up if your interested.

Also it has lot's of swear words and shit and it's webmaster related so if your a pussy don't contact me. ;)
 
I am a white guy with no rapping skills !!!

While I may not get your song to number one I could rap it and than you can get your song to number one as the funniest or dumbest video of all time :P Just a thought
 
I can fix that.

N - I mean through man-on-man love.

Hey Hey No gayness in here apekillape or I may arrange to have a man make love with you against your will :nap: <-----apekilla after I hire some one to rape him
 
I saw this guy on youtube that raps out of his car. He looks like he could use $20 ;), I'll try to find him for you.
 
You know sometimes I just come here to read the subject lines
and it makes my day. Now back to making lots of money...

..I've now seen it all.

Zeprokon
 
Why does it have to be a black guy? Eminem is white and he can rap.
 
I might be able to do it lol. If you send me the lyrics
 
I am a white guy with better rap skills than most people you hear on the radio, let alone the local cats. Here is some short demo tracks of my work, it's all old, nothing was done later than early this year. You will see that I do not suffer from White-Rapper-Vocal-Blues. I dunno, maybe it's practice, but I always rapped like this. Can't stand really white sounding rap lol:

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_JustLikeU.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/theflex1.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/mixie2007inttro.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_TheHurricane.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_ManUp.MP3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_BlackJack.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_SSRemix.mp3

All protected, 2005, 2007, 2008.

Guarantee I am the sickest there ever was. And No One can deliver your lyrics the way I can. Other people's lyrics sound even better than my own shit. I used to teach people to rap. I would make them write something, tighten it up, record it, and make them learn it, then record over my vocals, finally removing mine.

If you want real skill put on your track, I'm your guy, but I'm not working for peanuts, and I won't overcharge you either. Ball park sum? And how many verses? Already have a beat? A hook?

And here's some shit for the bush hater in us all:

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_FuckBush_skit.mp3

20 dollars is horrible. $50 and I'll put 8 hours into it before I lay it down. And that's a deal. Rather, a steal... For $20, I'll make $5 in the studio for one hour for you...
 
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I am a white guy with better rap skills than most people you hear on the radio, let alone the local cats. Here is some short demo tracks of my work, it's all old, nothing was done later than early this year. You will see that I do not suffer from White-Rapper-Vocal-Blues. I dunno, maybe it's practice, but I always rapped like this. Can't stand really white sounding rap lol:

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_JustLikeU.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/theflex1.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/mixie2007inttro.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_TheHurricane.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_ManUp.MP3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_BlackJack.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_SSRemix.mp3

All protected, 2005, 2007, 2008.

Guarantee I am the sickest there ever was. And No One can deliver your lyrics the way I can. Other people's lyrics sound even better than my own shit. I used to teach people to rap. I would make them write something, tighten it up, record it, and make them learn it, then record over my vocals, finally removing mine.

If you want real skill put on your track, I'm your guy, but I'm not working for peanuts, and I won't overcharge you either. Ball park sum? And how many verses? Already have a beat? A hook?

And here's some shit for the bush hater in us all:

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_FuckBush_skit.mp3

20 dollars is horrible. $50 and I'll put 8 hours into it before I lay it down. And that's a deal. Rather, a steal... For $20, I'll make $5 in the studio for one hour for you...
Haha your pretty skilled bro, but I don't need anything that wicked....Really this is something that is like 1:30 so it will only take a half hour or so....$20?
 
I am a white guy with better rap skills than most people you hear on the radio, let alone the local cats. Here is some short demo tracks of my work, it's all old, nothing was done later than early this year. You will see that I do not suffer from White-Rapper-Vocal-Blues. I dunno, maybe it's practice, but I always rapped like this. Can't stand really white sounding rap lol:

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_JustLikeU.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/theflex1.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/mixie2007inttro.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_TheHurricane.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_ManUp.MP3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_BlackJack.mp3

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_SSRemix.mp3

All protected, 2005, 2007, 2008.

Guarantee I am the sickest there ever was. And No One can deliver your lyrics the way I can. Other people's lyrics sound even better than my own shit. I used to teach people to rap. I would make them write something, tighten it up, record it, and make them learn it, then record over my vocals, finally removing mine.

If you want real skill put on your track, I'm your guy, but I'm not working for peanuts, and I won't overcharge you either. Ball park sum? And how many verses? Already have a beat? A hook?

And here's some shit for the bush hater in us all:

http://home.comcast.net/~dertyjerzian/beats/UnknownArtist_FuckBush_skit.mp3

20 dollars is horrible. $50 and I'll put 8 hours into it before I lay it down. And that's a deal. Rather, a steal... For $20, I'll make $5 in the studio for one hour for you...

I'm quite impressed. Thanks for sharing that. If
I need any rap done in the future (not kidding)
I will keep you in mind as I have a *friend* that
something like this might be perfect for..

Zeprokon
 
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