Looking for affiliates

Right then.. I'm not really sure if this is the correct part of the forums to post this. If it's not, mods, please feel free to move this thread elsewhere.

So, I am looking for affiliates for my web hosting business. The current plans are at $1, $5, $10 per month. Your comission is 55%. Any questions, please ask.

P.S. The hosting is offered as "bulletproof" and is located in Eastern Europe where nobody gives shit about DMCA's and so on

I think you will be soon banned.

I am just looking for affiliates, not selling my service here. I am preparing a sales thread, which I will pay for. Here, I am only looking for affiliates, as many other people do.