looking for a affiliate researcher..?

I don't know if such a thing exists, but I was interested if there is anyone out there that specializes in knowing all the diffirent networks/affiliate programs/adult programs , how they function, the offers they have, etc.

I need some information compiled and really any one with free time could probably handle it.

God knows I've looked at hundreds of them over the last couple of months and I read the TOS of each one. I've also ran across several network review sites that rank them. PM me and we can see if I can help.