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Looking For 2 Badass Virtual Assistants

Discussion in 'Hire a Freelancer' started by helpful, Oct 20, 2013.

  1. helpful

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    Glad you took the time to click my hire a freelancer thread!

    I am looking for someone who is very confident an he or her skills. I am looking for someone who can speak or write decent English.

    Thanks

    Now that you know my expectation now we can move forward. Now please fill out this short survey and send it to my inbox.

    1. What is your typing speed?
    2. What is your internet speed?
    3. What?s your background, experience and do you have a specific skill set?
    4. What are your main communication methods?
    5. What are your strengths and weaknesses?
    6. What were some of the trainings you?ve had the past six months?
    7. What were some of the books you?ve read the past six months?
    8. You have a deadline when your computer suddenly crashed. What would you do
    9. What are your plans for the next 5 years?
    10. What do you usually do outside of work?
    11. Do you exercise everyday? If yes, which kind of exercise?
    12. What is the first thing you do in the morning?
    13. How do you stay productive and organized?
    14. After hearing about my business, What questions do you have?
    15. Read to this quote(?Some people dream of great accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them.? Anonymous) ? What do you think about it?
     
  2. globolsales

    globolsales Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    Hi, Our team can work for you and I will PM you our answers to ur survey after checking with managers for few questions such as in internet speed etc
     
  3. larkmud

    larkmud Junior Member

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    so many qualifications and pay 100$ a week? pheww
     
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  4. Neeraj Singh

    Neeraj Singh Regular Member

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    DUDE WTF ARE YOU LOOKING FOR??
    11. Do you exercise everyday? If yes, which kind of exercise?
    Yes i am doing 6-9 every night.
    What kind on answer are you looking for that type of questions?? Just tell what you need and what is the monthly payment for a VA.

    Thats It.
     
  5. ChapoGuzman

    ChapoGuzman BANNED BANNED

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    its a troll post.
     
  6. royserpa

    royserpa Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    I dont know dude, like 1 letter per click.
    Fast bro. Like speed of light.
    Experience? like on rpg games? Idk man, like 100,000 more or less.I've got some good skills bro.
    I mainly use my mouth and letters to communicate.
    My strengths are my arms and my weaknesses are my feetfingers, I just get hit on those and it hurts like shit!!
    I've trained in some pokemon stadiums, is that good enough?
    the bible and kamasutra bro
    I child like a baby and tell my mamma
    Stay alive bro
    I sleep and eat
    I lift bro[​IMG]
    I open my eyes, yawn a little then have breakfast
    i dont
    whats your business about?
    that Anonymous is a great person and maybe successful.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
     
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  7. dustangle

    dustangle Regular Member Premium Member

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    12: What is the first thing you do in the morning?

    [​IMG]
     
  8. tcrossman

    tcrossman Newbie

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    LOL. Big time trolling!

    OP, what are you trying get these assistants to assist you with again?
     
  9. royserpa

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    Op did i winzz the job?
    :D:D
     
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  10. blackpayman733

    blackpayman733 Elite Member

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    Are you going to marry that VA ?
     
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  11. edgematch

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    lol, thanks. so funny :)
     
  12. MadStacks

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    Sign up to a dating service bro and let the chemistry take care of itself.
     
  13. royserpa

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    So op is looking for a lifetime va to take care of the kitchen, make food etc :D
     
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    I type fast, almost very fast but not too fast to be considered ultrafast. Mostly a clicker though.




    Dunno man, I've never made it run to measure time




    -My current background is a photo of two kittens, looks nice on my desktop.
    -No longer accounted, my WOTLK WoW Warlock is 80 and they don't display exp. anymore.
    -It's a destruction warlock, but I've dual spec with Demonology for PvP, all skills learned in both branches.



    Speaking, but I also write to my guild and party members, depending if they have TS enabled.



    Warriors and paladins, but my arena partner is a heal paladin so we are ok.



    I've trained all my weapons skill in the dummy targets located on Stormwind.


    WoW guides, mostly. Also a parking ticket but is that considered a book?



    Lol, deadlines, this guy is funny.



    Become the strongest warlock in Azeroth



    Well, sometimes I wonder how would having a work feels like.

    I like to sometimes get up from the bed, is nice but feels weird.



    Play WoW, lol, I mean who doesn't?



    I organize my addon folder and my auction listings by alphabetical order. That way I can find them easily.


    Can I play WoW while I work for you?



    I just looked it up, it's not anonymous, it was written by someone called "Unknown" or something.
     
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  15. royserpa

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    I think it's fastar then U.Bolt dude, I may go to the olympic games next time! :D

    As it can do 100meters in less than 1 sec!!!!
     
  16. Big_0n3

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    OP you better have a VA to guide you how to hire a VA.
     
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    HeRBaR Supreme Member

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    I am giving you hundreds of reps from my heart and still laughing. Please dont do this again...[​IMG]
     
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  19. helpful

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    > Hey There

    Currently I choose Sliv3r for the job Just waiting for Sliv3r to get on Skype:
     
  20. abyssal_miss

    abyssal_miss Power Member

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    watch out, this guy's a scammer. He added me on skype trying to scam me.