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LOL.....Man admits Having Sex with 1,000 Cars

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  1. raz777

    raz777 Regular Member

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    OMG This is sick!!!!!!!!

    today i watched a documentary film on tv about someone called Edward Smith,
    he have a "mechanic philia" ( lol its so rare that you will not find this term on google), its a sexual abnormality to cars.

    anyway i run his name on google to find the film and found it on youtube.

    after i watched this film i will never leave my car alone in a dark places.

    Code:
    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/05/23/2008-05-23_man_whos_had_sex_with_1000_cars_gives_ne.html
    Code:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-%27having-sex%27-with-1%2C000-cars.html


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuY1nO27Go
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTiVO8kbEvc&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRnWJ7GiS08&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMjsMaOf82U&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kJ4UlOmXRg&feature=related
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy60aUaDfOU&feature=related
     
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  2. Chapati

    Chapati Newbie

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    At least he's getting some.
     
  3. ForeverNever

    ForeverNever Power Member

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    ...what the hell....
     
  4. raz777

    raz777 Regular Member

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    lol the most funny scene on this film is when the the film photographers leave him
    for few minutes to take a shot of the landscape, when they back they caught him masturbating
    on thiers car....LOL
     
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  5. ipodtouchhackerisher

    ipodtouchhackerisher Senior Member

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    One WORD "WOW"
     
  6. theguru68

    theguru68 Registered Member

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    Hey! Free advertising! I may just have to try that : )
     
  7. UndeniableSpirit

    UndeniableSpirit Regular Member

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    Dude...what. the. fuck.
     
  8. Mjordan

    Mjordan Power Member

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    This can't be real...
     
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    Don't forget to sell the method on DP :confused:
     
  10. Metalpixie85

    Metalpixie85 Newbie

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    How did the film makers do all of this with a straight face? That guy was a trip! I lost at it at the very end "Did you jizz on my car?"
     
  11. masterfunkd

    masterfunkd Junior Member

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    You mean "admits to having sex IN 1,000 cars"? You don't? oh.....OH. OH GOD!
     
  12. heiny

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    He would bust quiiiickly if he was near a lambo!
     
  13. dumdum4gumgum

    dumdum4gumgum Power Member

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    So My Question is what happens when it breaks down? Death in the family and a reincarnation?? and if i wanted to get into this


    1. What kind of armoral would i wear?
    2. Tinted windows or un-tinted?
    3. m body slick body curvy body aaaaahh damn im getting hot thinking about it!!
    4. 22's 28's white wall black wall tires?
    5. does paint matter?
    6.Do i Have to cuddle after?
    7.If i hit it to hard would the alarm go off?
    8.what kind of porn would i watch with my car?
    9. Now if i was to go to a drive in would it be cool to go to 1st base on a first date?
    10. Does the manual give me pointers on likes and dis-likes?
    11. is a 2009 legal??

    I would really love to know so would you other mechophiliacs<<? Please answer
     
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  14. hwolfpack6

    hwolfpack6 BANNED BANNED

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    Yo, I saw him cheating on his Audi the other day w/ an H3...
     
  15. Silencer

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    SHIT. What. The. Fuck.
     
  16. gbmack

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    Start monetizing.

    "mechanicphilia.com"

    Who knows, this might go viral.
     
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  17. raz777

    raz777 Regular Member

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    what happen if he have problems with his car and he must put it on garage for a few days?
    he go and fuck his neighbour car?

    or what happen when his stuck on a traffic jam?
    he get multiple orgasms?
     
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    Wtf? Lol
     
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    dude this shit makes me funny, i cant believe how this guy can jizz all over that car. Damn he obviously hasnt eaten pussy that well. He just needs to get some real pussy and some tits and jizz all over that, stop fuckin the tail pipe.
     
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    LOL what happens when the car gets preggy? It multiplies? LOOL
     
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