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List of internet marketing abbreviations for newbs (satire)

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Ianaesthetized, May 23, 2013.

  1. Ianaesthetized

    Ianaesthetized Regular Member

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    Hello best friends. I want extend my vast knowledge of internet marketing to you. I figured I'd put together a list of common abbreviations and their meanings, if you happen to be context clues challenged. I figured them out all by myself, just a simple Ohio fella with awesome powers of deductive reasoning.

    IM- Internet machine. Its what you use to watch porn


    BHW- Butt hurt world. Where you go to get made fun of for free and feel stupid


    CPA- Cool people allowed. Theyre networks you gotta be cool to get into. Then they ban you when you make them money.


    CPC- Cock punch count. It's the rate at which you should get punched in the cock per stupid question you ask.


    EPC- Evil pickle chicken. When you dont get credit for a conversion, its usually cause of evil pickle chicken


    SB- Stolen base. Good way to get runners in scoring position.


    SERP- Super epic rape points. number of times youve been fucked by pickle chicken.


    CTR- Cant talk right. Another term for a foreigner


    SEO- This one actually has no meaning. Its like an internet marketing vernacular that some guy made up one day and everyone keeps perpetuating cause theyre afraid to admit they dont know what it means.



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    IAPA - I Am Permanently Anaethetized

    Can someone post how to switch the machine off!
     
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    The only way to turn the machine off is to buy my ebook titled "Make monies on the computer looky box"


    it's $4,000
     
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    I actually outsource my learning to save time. Mostly to CTR's
     
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