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Left for the weekend and came back to my apartment looking like a fucking biohazard

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Oct 7, 2013.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Ho.ly.Shit! One of our roommates got kicked out for late rent (lemme just be frank - he wasn't paying shit for 5 months). As a parting gift, while I was away this weekend he left the house in an absolutely "heavenly state". What a class act. Food on the floor EVERYWHERE, his room looks like a fucking zombie orgy just took place, total absolute shit. Bathrooms have a really weird smell coming from them and I'm afraid I'll find something dead in there.

    This 35 year old "man" has 5 kids, never, NEVER pays child support, doesn't make any fucking money, can't hold a job but still manages to smoke weed and drink nearly every.single.day. Don't even get me started on the total losers he brings around the house. The same guy that once described himself as a "church boy" to me. This is the same mother FUCKER that was always preaching to me about Jesus, God, etc... being saved and all that crap. This is how he motherfucking does us.

    God.

    Damn.

    I'm going on a bender starting T-5 minutes because I'm not cleaning up sober.
     
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  2. lmxftw

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  3. G-S-T

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    pics or it didnt happen
     
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  4. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    I really, honestly don't think you want to see this shit.
     
  5. Getwhatchuwant

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    WOW!

    Brother I think I might be calling in a cleaning service. Maybe also take pics in case you want to go after him at some point.

    Not sure what you can do but maybe there is something.
     
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  6. Spawnie

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    Pics or it didnt happen...
     
  7. twitter.followers

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    Use your mind power and start cleaning it up. Within few minutes, you won't even know and you would be done with all of it(the same way you did for reaching the college on time).
     
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    OP is this him made up...:eek:

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    Pewep why dont you use your magical third eye to clean your room ;)?
     
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    ^^ would hit that any day of the week!
     
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    This just sounds like a weird occurrence on many levels:

    1. Why would you ever let someone slide by not paying 5 months rent?
    2. You said "roommates", yet when YOU leave, all hell breaks loose? What about the other roommates, weren't they around?
    3. If this guy has 5 kids, what is he doing living with you and your roommates? If he's going through a life transition, ok, but at least 5 months of staying there...I don't know.
    4. If you didn't like this guy's habits (weed/drinking/bad friends), why not say something earlier, and when I say "say something earlier", I mean get it through his thick skull not to do that shit in the house?

    Too many things point to you guys not stepping up, and righting this wrong earlier, to nip it in the bud.
     
  12. lmxftw

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    are u sure the bottle doesn't hide the bulge ?

     
  13. MaverickonRoids

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    SB, did you hack my phone or something? That was me chilaxing the other day, supposedly in PRIVATE.

    Damn you!
     
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  14. Thyzerd

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    Bad influence in your life, its for the best he left..
     
  15. pewep

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    1. I had *NO* clue he was so behind on rent since I'm renting too and the landlord keeps a tight lid. I was away all summer then my other roommate told me that the cunt had stopped paying rent and had his gf staying there without paying all summer - fucking and trashing the whole house in the process.

    2. My one roommate (call him A) couldn't stand the fucking guy at all, I don't blame him. He moved out last week so he wasn't around to prevent the guy from wrecking the place. I was in another city taking care of business.

    3. Funny you would ask because I could never get the answer out of him. He's one of those people that has kids with multiple women and doesn't give a crap. You know the first time he had problems with my other roommate, I stood up for him because I thought we were friends. Wow.

    4. I did, I did, I did. He wouldn't budge or move so we had to go to court to get him evicted. Yes we were lax a lot and let a lot of shit slide that shouldn't have but this is simply unacceptable.
     
  16. Duffers5000

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    I rented my house out to a Nurse.....who then sublet the house out to five families.....according to neighbours I had up to thirty people living in the house.

    I was off travelling for a year so wasnt contactable.When I came back the doors and radiators were missing off the walls....any furniture had to be killed with fire. The carpet walked out the door by itself...Compared to that it sounds like you just need to roll up the sleeves and pull out a mop.
     
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  17. MaverickonRoids

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    Are you talking about a Hollywood film, or was this an actual real life event? :spy::D