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Ladies n Gentlemen I Present...The Merkin. - A Pubic Hair Wig.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by kayzne, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. kayzne

    kayzne Power Member

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    http://www.merkinworld.com/

    Really?...

    Can anyone postulate a marketing campaign for this product?

    Whats next..a Designer Shaft Sweater called...

    The Jerkin?

    **Just to Clarify...This is NOT, I repeat NOT my product.**
     
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  2. ``Yousef

    ``Yousef Power Member

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    Didn't understand the concept? Colour your down there pubic hair?
     
  3. kayzne

    kayzne Power Member

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  4. ``Yousef

    ``Yousef Power Member

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    Oh right lmao, I read the title wrong, it's 2am and I read "public" wig. Makes more sense now :)
     
  5. heater

    heater Regular Member

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    wow...thats some weird a$$ shyt lol.
     
  6. sandchica

    sandchica Regular Member

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    That is probably the ugliest thing I have ever seen. It might be a lot cuter if they didn't use a model with stretch marks. Maybe they wanted to show what it would look like on the average looking woman. lol
     
  7. oxonbeef

    oxonbeef BANNED BANNED

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    My Woman trims me reguarly and she shaves but she can't get her head around
    the concept that nothing beats eating a bushy pussy!
     
  8. pro2sell

    pro2sell Registered Member

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    a successful campaign needs a website....ever thought to go professional rather than hand crafted instead?

    PM....
     
  9. kayzne

    kayzne Power Member

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    Are you blind?

    The website link was in HUGE letters..
     
  10. Kid Shaleen

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    If'en your going to run with a product like this you need an unrelated but still related outside hook to build extra links around.

    Might I suggest a lot of hype about "President Merkin Muffley," the character played by Peter Sellers in the 1964 hit movie "Dr. Stangelove"?

    And I'm sure that the Earl of Rochester must have written a poem or two that mentioned it as well. That would give you some high culture to go with the high camp.
     
  11. pro2sell

    pro2sell Registered Member

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    you call this a website?

    fail, dude....
     
  12. kayzne

    kayzne Power Member

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    LoL.. Its not MY website....

    I do happen to agree with you, however, its not the best!
     
  13. me100rabh

    me100rabh Regular Member

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    can i get the review copy:D:D:D
     
  14. pro2sell

    pro2sell Registered Member

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    that's i was trying to tell....

    but if you're wearing the hat for marketing or any PR, make sure the website is a little bit more than a few text blocks with a sticky graphic. otherwise any campaign doesn't work and you're in response to them...

    if you need any further info about ad serving or out of the box web hosting, please PM me
     
  15. pro2sell

    pro2sell Registered Member

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    muahahaha!
     
  16. kayzne

    kayzne Power Member

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    I love the blatant plugging of your services, but you're humping the wrong leg bro because I have no involvement with this whatsoever.

    Perhaps you'd like to expand on your ideas of marketing such a product, or how you would improve this website so that others may see your god given ability and.. maybe even contact you as you so desire.
     
  17. sandchica

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    haha, get him to offer you his ideas. Maybe we could present it to the website owner and convince them to open an affiliate program. It would be a great intro to some other services and products available around here. rofl
     
  18. theviralguy

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    LOL I wish I could offer a free pubic wig with purchase of my squirtin book :p
     
  19. virus_1720

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    kaynze, you made my day. Just made this site my status on FB.....lol
     
  20. mattbowden

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    I think you should have an ad line like Keep Your Hair On