Is your computer ? Male ? or ? Female ? ?? 1. Open Notepad 2. Type the following line in notepad : ... CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you" 3. Save file as : computer_gender.vbs 4. Run the file ... If you hear a male voice, you have a boy ;-) If you hear a female voice, you have a girl Note : Turn on the speaker before running the file Must Try ;-) and it truly works ....only on Windows PCs only Mine as it turns out, happen to be a female. I guess that explains my extended sessions with her.