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[JV] Looking for a Neurosurgeon

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Paranoid Android, Nov 1, 2015.

  1. Paranoid Android

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    I have an electrical background. I speak wires and transistors and electric motors and waveforms. I am looking for to JV with a doctor who speaks neurological electrical impulses.

    I propose to pluck some dead man's eyeball and map and measure the electrical impulses that flow through the optic nerve, and replicate that signal and pass it into the brain of a live person and find out if he sees the image that the dead man's eyeball saw.

    If a neural impulse can trigger a hard-on on a prosthetic dick, it should work the other way around too. With this research we should be able to use UHD cameras for eyes and convert the digital output into the format of analog waves the brain would recognize.

    Once we have a proper theory we apply for funding and live happily ever after.

    Feel free to add me on skype.
     
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  2. Brad100

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    And this kids, is why you don't post threads after drinking heavily on Saturday night.
     
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    had my attention for a moment though...WTF
     
  4. UptonGoodwin

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    Well, I'm off to the patent office on Monday!
     
  5. Paranoid Android

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    WTF? You don't think there is a possiblity? All you need to know is what the signal that flows through the optic nerves look like. This is revolutionary thinking.
     
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    In order to use a dead man's eye as a working UHD camera "bionic" eye, you would first need to find a way to stimulate the retinal ganglion cells of the "dead eye" using electrical impulses. As the eye's lens, ciliary muscle, and cornea is likely to be damaged; placing a virtual retinal display in the eye would be the next step. After the VRD has been placed and retinal cells have been stimulated, these electrical impulses would then need to be converted into light impulses which would activate photoreceptor proteins which would have to be introduced into the eye via gene therapy.

    Next, you have the problem of connecting the dead eye to the living patient. Since a severed optic nerve is made up of millions of nerve fibres, connecting the optic nerve of the "dead eye" to the living patient is currently an insurmountable task, so an alternative method would need to be devised. This conundrum may possibly be solved by connecting the modified dead eye's retina to a silicon stimulator chip that's connected to the primary visual cortex.

    Of course, there are legal and medical issues pertaining to the procurement of both a human eye ball from a donor and getting a clinical trial approved. There are also supposedly similar trials going on currently, which would mean that starting all of this from scratch may not be worth it.

    -Zwielicht: Fake Neurosurgeon & Ophthalmologist-
     
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    I wish i could JV with you but not a neurosurgeon. This looks like a pretty amazing task.

    Good luck in finding one. cheers
     
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    Http://eBay.com/?product-id=optic-nerve-to-hdmi-convertor
     
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    BHW becomes really very strange ...
     
  10. Paranoid Android

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    fuck the rules, we go to nigeria where the rules are pretty much relaxed with a decent amount of funding. I don't get a thing of anything else that you said, thats why I'm looking for a JV partner :D
     
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    For real? :rolleyes:
     
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    sir My name is Nancy Johnson reputed surgeon of the neuro sir. I have many proven methods of the neurosurgeon sir.

    sir plz add me on skype to discuss sir
     
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    You're out of luck, Ste Hughes just got banned.
     
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    not planning to work with Bangladeshi fiverr doctors, sorry.
     
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    Panama seems to be quite popular with other eye-related surgery centres such as BrightOcular & NewColorIris, so I'd consider that as a viable alternative to Nigeria.
     
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    So is nigeria a haven if you want to be a mad scientist and do experiments the rest of the world deems too taboo such as human cloning?
     
  18. mickyfu

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    You have come to the right place my friend. Funny enough I am a neurosurgeon, add me on Skype so we can talk further about this. I can also provide the dead body.
     
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    sht for a moment. thought u where gonna volunteer micky,
    then comes the problem of deciding are dead from the neck up
    or down, well for an eye guess it dont matter
    in fact offer him both eyes and pewep will help u see again
     
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    Actually I was going to use a little fury animal for the body.
     
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