So, many years ago I was a massive fan of a show called "The Fonejacker" I made a pretty decent fan site, it had everything you could ever want if you are a Fonejacker fan. Anyways, I stupidly let the domain expire while I was on a break. Anyways, I put the site on a new domain and forgot about it. Till today... I got an email from Western Union, Its my lucky day it seems Code: Contact western Union now payment information I have deposited the check as we agreed with western Union. All you have to do is to contact them at: [ email@example.com] they will give you direction on how you will be receiving the funds daily. My agreement with them is 5000USD daily until the whole of 1.7USD is transfered. You are not expected to pay for the tansfer charge as that will be deducted from the funds once the remittance is done. The only fee you will send to them before the transfer is 65USD for paper work and remittance. Email them with above address, the contact person is Mr.Goodness Obed with phone number; +22998532544 Thank you. peter william Your Funds transfer is Ready So I thought to myself.... Hmmm, I'm gonna call this guy up and fuck with him for a bit, then I wondered what to say. BOOM, light switch moment, this motherfucker is getting trolled with one of my Fonejacker soundboards. Oh my, I had this guy on the ropes for a good 5 minutes. Somebody please call him back and try again, maybe use the Terry Tibbs soundboard.