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Just something to cheer you up!!!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by godmonkee, Feb 19, 2009.

  1. godmonkee

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    I found this and thought it was funny, hope you like it too...


    Question: New Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact Center Report abuse

    Spanner
    Top Contributor
    12/9/08

    The new Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact Center



    With the advent of Google Earth and Google Streetview Google has now the ability to observe the world and the actions of people in real time. In order to improve the communication with the Google Adsense Team, the Adsense department will institute the new Google Adsense Metaphysical Contact System.



    In order to access this system all you need to do is follow the following steps.



    1 As the Google satellites are always observing your actions, you need to signal the satellite in order to communicate with Google. To do this there are a number of options. You can either place your palms together with your fingers pointing upward, or lie prostrate on the ground with your arms out at 90 degrees from your body.



    2 Once you have performed these actions a Google satellite will focus its sensors on you. Then you only need to verbally submit to Google Adsense Support your request.



    To submit your question use the following phrases when you make your request. "Dear great Google Adsense Support please hear my request", then make your request. To end your request sign off with following word "A-Google". This will end the submission of your Google Adsense request.


    ... See the next post to continue ...

    Update:
    3 Once the Google Adsense team has received your request it will be processed by our center and the reply sent to you by a signal in your environment or body. Often Google can process your request immediately, so after requesting wait patiently for the Satellite to beam the answer back into your head.

    Otherwise Google will contact you via your environment, look for unusual cloud formations as an answer, or with the Advanced Google Adsense Contact System examine the entrails of a young goat.

    With this new system Google anticipates that requests to this forum will decrease to the extent that within months the forum will be closed. 12/9/08
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    AdSensePro Jennifer
    Google Employee
    12/9/08
    1 person says this answers the question:
    Hi Spanner,

    Thanks for the idea. I'll pass it along.

    If anyone is having trouble reading this post, please check the cloud directly above your head that sort of looks like an ad unit. :)

    Jennifer
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    cs2services
    Level 1
    12/9/08
    1 person says this answers the question:
    Mine looks like a bunny eating a fish, what does that mean. I am new here and have not learned all the Google Adsense secret meanings. :)
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    Spanner
    Top Contributor
    12/9/08
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    A bunny eating a fish means that your request has been granted and your income will be multiplied from tonight with the new Google Income Multiplier tool .

    If you check your tea leaves you will be told the multiplier number that will be applied,

    Sacrifice the correct number of pigeons as the multiplier number as a sign to Google that you accept this new tool to activate the new function. Once you have done this rejoice in your riches.
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    Ray
    Level 4
    12/9/08
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    For the Google Income Multiplier tool do they use the number of post that we have mede to get the multiplier? I heard a rumer that there will be a Christmas bonus if we cause 25 accounts to get disabled, to be paid with good old Monopoly money
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    davidbrucejr
    Level 1
    12/22/08
    Hilarious!!!

    good job

    <strong>better you risk the wrath</strong> of the matrix than me stick my
    adsense dependent neck out in front of God and Google to see.
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    Priyank ajudiya
    Level 1
    12/22/08
    If guys you are free please hear my pray i was unable to receive my pin what to do now? please help
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