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Just some funny stuff about me and my family

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by jwzzrfl, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. jwzzrfl

    jwzzrfl Regular Member

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    Hello Guys Im tired and All I have is My Grade 9.so my grammar is poor

    Im a young guy,I have lived with my parents all my life my mom and her boyfriend of 20 years Never had a job.

    Since I was 14 i have been supporting them,I sold sodas and Subs at the school lunch and made $100 bucks a day profit,gave them all the money.

    Since school makes you stupid,I dropped out(Read the books of Betrand Russel,Jon Duey,Julian Huxley)

    also to note why My mom and her boyfriend never worked?
    Are they on Drugs or Alcohol?No

    They are just plain Dumb and Stupid

    And the only person who has a brain besides me is ,Godbless her my Grandma who is 81.She cleans up after my mom still and gives them her whole social security check.She was once Rich very Rich but she is very naive about money and was taken advantage of my her two daughters.

    Any way do you want an example of How stupid my mom is She Was a big City Girl.She Married Knowling a Gay Guy Who had aids,and moved with him to the middle of no where in some shack lined with tin foil.After he Died she moved to state we are in now

    And met her Dumb Boyfriend of 20 years they have recently seperated.
    Do you want to know what sort of Dumb offspring they Created?

    My Little step brother,He Is Like Beavis and Butt-Head,He can not function with people,He brakes almost everything he touches,He only yells,and he cant say a sentance with out cursing.He can not pay attention to any thing to to long.

    My stepsister although she is probably the third smartest person in the house.
    She is only 10.and what concerns me is that she is already talking about she finds black guys sexy,and constantly makes perverted jokes.she also can not talk normal she is always yelling to.


    Also My mom Finaly got a Job after 20 years just about 2 months ago.Thank god.But she has about 20 online boyfriends who live in 3rd world countries and she keeps on saying that they are going to come the following month but they never do come.

    Today we got into are argument and she told me that I was just jealous that she has Boyfriends.And I told her "Yeah I would be jealous to if my girlfriend was leaving menstruation stains on the toilet seat routinely,and does not bother to clean it up.(True Story)


    any way Last year I was making goodmoney online and Im not a selfish guy,So I help my mom out and feed the house,The only reason why I stayed was because of my grandma.

    But after losing my 6k a month online business.Do to my mom going crazy on eating spree using up my debit card.

    I cant take it any more.I tried to help and even open up a Offline bussiness for my my mom to run that was making 1k a week,But she ruined that to.

    But I cant take it any more I love my mom brother sister,But they are just semi Functioning Metal cases,I would rather see them on drugs and drunk because atleast there is an excuse.


    So Im just starting to get back on my feet again.and this time Im just going to leave.


    I will update this topic more latter on how Stupid Dumb and crazy My mom brother and sister are.


    And How strong my grandma is.

    Edit:
    Also Im not asking for a Villon playing in the back ground or sympathy.Just felt like typing it out here
     
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  2. wannabie

    wannabie Elite Member

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  3. thedon23

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    I'm sorry to hear that bro. I think you're making the right choice on deciding to leave. Sometimes there are just some things that are out of our hands, and even time won't fix them. Get out there and start building your life. Don't let those around you take you down with them.
     
  4. TeamRoyster

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    Phone Jerry Springer he'll sort you out.
     
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  5. jwzzrfl

    jwzzrfl Regular Member

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    I keep my sanity by Instigating fights between my little brother and Mom because they yell very loud,I could monetize it my secretly filming them and making it a Paid subscription to see them go at it.Using youtube to promote it.
     
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    uditbhansali Regular Member

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    Ask your mom
    Good Luck!
    You have taken a right decision.
     
  7. starcity83

    starcity83 Regular Member

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    You will end up a CEO someday, but it is even better to stick with BHW.
     
  8. OdieZ

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    You should of at least stayed in school for english, my eyes hurt after reading that.
     
  9. acotut

    acotut Elite Member

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    Sorry dude,but I don't care.And 99% of people who posts here dosen't give a shit, thei're just addicted to this forum,and rising their post counts or w/e looking for Thanks.
    You think your sittuation is bad?Check the kids that dosen't have choice because they have parents on drugs or allchool that beats the shit out of them for nothing.And not even then,this wouldn't be a place to cry.
    This is a money making forum,not "shit, so funny my mother dosen't work cuz she's stupid".
    Let's keep it that way,we all have problems,but we ain't crying over the internet.And afterall,honestly,nothing will change it.At least not a post over some forum.
     
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  10. RamChaturvedi

    RamChaturvedi Supreme Member

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    Something like I-See-You.Com movie? :D

    @Mods -> Thats not my affiliate link or something, its a real movie name :D
     
  11. spasovski

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    He should use this example to make a lot of money out of his mother and step brother haha.

    I would definitely do this with a paid subs...
     
  12. kirkonpolttaja

    kirkonpolttaja Senior Member

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    FALSE, i do care and i'm addicted to BHW.

    It's always good to read about peoples backgrounds cause it will widen perspective in life.

    OP, you should try to get your mom in "somekind of trap" to have her figure out that life does not go like that, you will get money only when you work (or if your clever blackhat you will get money without working ;) ) You should try to put all effort into you, if your parents arent respecting you and appreciating you as their child, they dont care about you.

    Life is a bitch and only way making people think is to make them have negative feelings and so on, not getting pancake when you start your day when you have grown fond to it makes you think. (just example, i dont understand pancake breakfasts..)

    Try to hang on! read this forum and take ACTION!
     
  13. jwzzrfl

    jwzzrfl Regular Member

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    Im not asking anybody to care,I Just posted this up for humor.
     
  14. jwzzrfl

    jwzzrfl Regular Member

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    They Dont treat me Like a Child my Mom is Child Like.I would put her mental age around 15- or 16 years old
     
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    Your family is kinda messed up .... But don't give a sh*t .... Since you understand how problematic your family is, that means you are way better than them, and won't do their mistakes ....
     
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    i seriously didnt find this funny. Its kinda sad .
     
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    Sounds like your stepsister could do with going into care before she ends up like your mom :eek:
     
  18. virtual.indiano

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    Contact E online and make a show like Keeping in with Kardashians ;) Instant Fame for family and more $$$$
     
  19. darkjedig

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    Thats very sad, and unfortunately a lot of young people are like your step brother and sister. They yell when they want something, and are promiscuous from a young age. Makes me wonder what the next generation are going to do to this world.
     
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    And if you are so smart,why you can't profit from that?Someone that thinks like 15-16 years old is much easyer to influence then someone with a mature thinking?

    See mate,i don't care about you,but for some reason I'm still trying to help,don't know why...maybe because i like to make quouts on this forum and comment people affirmations...maybe because i'm just trying to bash your thread in a smarter way...or maybe not.

    But what you can understand,is that i'm doing what i'm doing because it's my perception,that's the way i see things.You can't tell someone is wrong or not,because you bouth have different perceptions...

    Let me give you an example,we are bouth on a island,I see banana tree's and you see orange tree's,wich of us is right?Well actually no one,or bouth,because that's our perception,that's the way we see things.

    And if you want to go even dipper,even if a third person comes and tell me I am right,he's the only one that is wrong,because he just have another perception.

    Hope you understood what I told you above...