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Just lost my job, need FASTEST way to make money

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by kallen, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. kallen

    kallen Regular Member

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    Hello, I am, I guess, a noob. However I have been a web developer for close to 15 years, so I can handle anything technical. I have been working for a medium sized company as a director for the past 10 years making good money. I am a single dad and now out of work. I need to make at least $1000 a week to pay the bills. I'm in California where there is no 'work'. I've got a basic understanding about how to build up traffic, I guess you would say white hat, but It takes forever and I never really went gung ho with it because I didn't have too (I worked for a famous person) and the traffic was pretty much organic, AND we had something to sell. I need to hire a guru for a few hours, or a LEGIT course, or something that really takes it to the top. I have read a few ebooks who always have all this 'heres how to do it' crap, (set up a bunch of websites, blog about some niche and post a shitload of CPA banners and maybe some adsense shit on there and go posting ads on craigslist, or other blogs and forums and shit) but all this shit takes a HELLUVA lot of time to do manually. I need to know, how to pick a niche, how to find the best key words (SPECIFICALLY) AND how to AUTOMATE THE PROCESS, which tools are the best, and what programs, or affiliates get results. I am interested in cookie stuffing, and/or any other sneaky shit I can do to kick things off fast. Are there any sort of blackhat conferences or anything coming up that I can go to to really learn wassup, or is all the really good shit people are doing under wraps?

    Please don't give me any bullshit, I'm really desperate and need to support my 2 year old daughter, I dont have alot of money to waste on any regurgitated crap that doesnt spell things out. I'm hoping to find someone with some compassion for the situation who can sorta be a mentor, and I am willing to pay the right person.

    Thanks,
     
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  2. SleepieGirl

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    fastest way to make money is rob a bank,rob a store, or go sell your body.

    thx & good day!


    look on the bright side.
    if you get caught at least you get free food and somewhere to sleep for a few years.
     
  3. betster77

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    haha nice post dude. I am exactly in your same shoes, I am now watching this thread closely
     
  4. jrm9

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    The best advice I can give you is to read as much as you can on BHW as fast as possible. There are many successful methods that I am sure you can implement right off the bat. You can't expect to pick something up right away that is going to earn you as much as you want, and if you do find a method don't be afraid to tell us about it.
     
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  5. hwolfpack6

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    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/making-money/68994-another-craigslist-idea-how-create-your-own-spins.html

    You can make in the upwards of $150 a day with this, IMO. I did it for about 30 minutes yesterday and made $8...$16 an hour. Now hire outsourcers to post for you and you can make more.
     
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    DrJekyll Senior Member Premium Member

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  7. endgame_media

    endgame_media Newbie

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    PPC / Affiliate Marketing is the absolute fastest way to start making money IMO
    Because you can start generating traffic almost instantly. Even still it's going to take probably 30+ days to see a check no matter what route you take.

    Clickbank + PPC

    Picking a Niche is more about what information do you have that you can add to the niche, or how can you inform others about the niche. Maybe a hobby you have, something you know a lot about, then there's no learning curve. Become an "Authority" on a subject and that's your niche. You only need 1 good niche to make a decent living.

    Just my .02, I'm interested in what others have to say
     
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  8. Knoxgates

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    Since you said you are a web developer why don't you try to develop a few applications hot right now in the market. A better application would be something related to craigslist.

    My advise don't try your hands which you are not familiar with, put your practices into something which you are familiar with.

    when you can't give advise to somebody, Don't post crap and try to stay out of this thread.
     
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  9. romeo216

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    Hey,

    You can create an ebook with something you have knowledge of, go to getafreelancer and outsource the sales. Sell your ebook for $19 and give the worker 40% commission. Get multiple workers selling your book. You don't have to sell your book at $19 it's just an example.

    This is something I've done in the past.

    Other than that, I have a bh method that is very lowly...but I've used it to make $5k per week without doing any work. I've only shared it with one person. There is a risk of getting banned by your network with the method. I'll teach it to you that method but it won't be free.
     
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  10. Erik

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    Save your money man. Read the forums and act. I can tell you that it isn't easy and you won't make 4K a month not for a for a long time most likely. Biggest thing is to stop reading e-book after e-book, go out there and build something then come back here and read on traffic tips, and apply those.
     
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  11. hwolfpack6

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    Just curious - as I've been wondering this. FreeTheTV made a blog on blogger the other day which received 100 UV's on it's first day, and it's grown since then. You said you can start generating traffic almost instantly? - How? When I started I got 0, 1. Now I'm about 2-3 weeks in, and I'm consistently getting 10 UV's a day.

    What's the key?
     
  12. gun-shy315

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    Yeah, what knoxgates said. You have valuable skills. Your quickest way to $1000 a week is to market YOURSELF. Go into a little more detail about what you can offer people. If your good at what you do, offer a fair price, communicate and complete assignments on time you can find a lot of work here and in other forums. Go with what you already know and learn the marketing aspect of things when you have the time. I bet you could get some jobs lined up in the next day...if you ask.

    gun-shy
     
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  13. tousif1988

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    The simplest of all.

    Use the search option on the top left hand side of this page.:pcguru:
    :D:D:D
     
  14. aмillionaírе

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    Hint: People twitter first thing in the morning straight into the afternoon and late in the night, millions of people.
     
  15. lemon

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    to be fair you will not make any money if you follow the guides on this forum, because there are many others using the same method. You need to make up your own twist on this method!

    one thing I could suggest, if you live in big city, go to tradetang.com and find a good deal on cheap mp3 player or something. Go set up a booth on the street and sell them for profit, you can probably make 1000$ a day doing that!

    also it's spring cleaning! I just got a quick job helping some roofers. My job is to clean up garbage that falls off the roof and basic easy stuff but I get paid 18$ an hour! this is off topic though, sorry :(
     
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  16. spaceinvader

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    $1000 per week?
    1) maybe downgrade your lifestyle? lose the material stuff. do you need a fancy house and car? i know people who live on a third of that (with kids).
    2) if you need fast money go on the taxis (this will destroy your soul and any faith in humanity you have left)
    3)unless you are experienced in IM dont rely on this site to make big money fast, there is a lot of time, learning, trial and error involved before the $$$ comes.
     
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    I've been down that road before.
    Here is what you should do before you even consider making your internet millions.

    1. File for unemployment.

    2. Review your entertainment expenses you can cut (cable/sat TV, xbox live, starbucks, etc...).

    3. If you are legally married, you can have your spouse put you on their benefits, if you lost your job, they will not have to wait until next re-enrollment date. If you are not married be sure to file for child support if you do not get it already.

    4. Have a garage sale, you have free time, why not clear out all that extra crap you don't need and will never use again for extra cash.

    5. Are you making large payments for a fancy car? Trade it in for something more economical.

    6. Update your resume and upload it to Monster, Career Builder, etc.

    7. Don't be afraid to take a job under your skill set, you can always jump back into a professional role when the job market appears.

    8. When you are not looking for work, and have a little spare time, then work on getting freelance work.
     
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  18. SleepieGirl

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    im pretty sure theres a no begging rule somewhere.
    everyone has a sob story...
    they said fastest way to make money and i gave them 3 fast methods to make money.

    i wasnt making $1000 a month until this year so he/she needs to lower there cost of living a bit.
     
  19. H2oBoy

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    You're ASSUMING that can easily be done!

    There are quite a few instances when 'downsizing' is much easier SAID then DONE.

    Bringing home $4K from the 'job' after a few years and own a home and/or a few cars? Sorry, you can't just IMMEDIATELY downsize the house, seeing as Closing Costs come to mind in a upside housing market. Try and sell a car, even if it was purchased in the last 6 months, and you're STILL going to be UNDER/OVER on it, thus again needing to come out of pocket to pay-off the loan.

    Got a sick kid who has medical NEEDS every month? Yeah, can't really downsize that when either mom and/OR dad lose their job.

    Therefore, what "Knoxgates" said holds true!

    Sure, every now and then someone comes along and looks for help..but that doesn't mean that for every person who comes here looking for 'direction' in finding a path to success in the least amount of time needs to be dick-slapped with the type of comment you made.

    I suggest the next time you feel that you come across a thread like this...that you just hit the back button and spend your energy NOT responding.

    or as Ron White once said..."the next time you have a thought....let it go!"
     
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  20. timmytuna

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    kalen, set up a cheap ($30-$40 month) VPS and install interspire on it..you can get interspire here for free.....then join the best CPA companies and go buy some co-reg opt in email data and do some targeted mailings matching the offers and the specialties that the emails represent....You will invest a little in the co reg data but if you do it right....sales will come quickly and you can make good coin doing this
     
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