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Just Had Ass Surgery. 2 Months Away From Work. Time to Start Making Money.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by hoot33, Sep 25, 2010.

  1. hoot33

    hoot33 Regular Member

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    *This isnt a joke, please dont flame this thread... Im just High on perks.*

    Hey Everyone,

    I've been on this forum for a long time, I only really comment on posts where people are acting like idiots or Im getting sucked into another journal.

    But this is a quick summary of my story.

    Im in the Canadian Military, I was due to be in Afghanistan for 6 months now but 4 days ago I had a second ass surgery so Im not able to sit hence not deployable.

    Now, I have roughly the next 2 months laying in my bed as Im basically unable to walk.

    Ive been "working online" for years (quotes means I dont make any money anymore). Now I just cant seem to get anything to work.

    I have about 20 sites, all giving me basically pennies a day, I have made a little bit through clickbank advertising on POF but nothing scalable and nothing reliable.

    I have done some article marketing, sell some products from amazon etc etc

    btw if this post is barely readable its prolly because Im on percocets and morphine.

    So, I have 2 months and a low budget, what should I focus on. Im willing to try anything other then porn, warez, ewhoring etc.

    Im no good at writing, Im currently trying to develop a very effective way of auto promoting a blog, hopefully it works out.

    I have basically every tool on BHW.

    Sorry this post is all f*ckey I just popped 2 perks and cant even feel my face.

    here are two pictures of my surgery just to drive the point home.

    http://img545.imageshack.us/i/img00201.jpg/
    http://img718.imageshack.us/i/img00202c.jpg/

    and yes thats my ass.

    This is not a joke, Im just really loopy right now and decided to not wait until the morning to post this.

    Please don't flame me, again this is not a joke, Im not looking for a hand out, just a few decent suggestions for some things I may have overlooked. A suggestion and recommendation may give me the giv'r shit attitude I recently lost with this whole ass thing.

    Thanks for everything guys, I love it here
     
  2. maxxtuner

    maxxtuner Junior Member

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    2 months off work? Plenty of time to choose a couple of target low competition keywords with steady traffic, make a website, do some SEO, use articles, submit through Free traffic system, do some blog comments, do some profile backlinks, some social bookmarking, some directory submissions, and maybe a linkwheel or two. Read the forum for more info on these methods and to get any backlink lists other members have shared.

    HINT: choose 1 Clickbank product you would like to promote that has a decent gravity, and a steady search flow in google for the product title. Make a website around that product, and target the product title for your chosen keyword.

    NOTE: You can get some INSANE deals on fiverr if you want to outsource any tasks, AFTER you make sure you know what tasks you are looking for

    Done correctly in 2 months you should have an income stream which should pay you for years to come with very little additional effort.
     
  3. hoot33

    hoot33 Regular Member

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    ya Ive been running some blogs, have about 20 but none are making any decent money anymore.

    Im trying to plan some fool proof ways for them to succeed, I know that sounds sort of ridiculous but if I can get a good plan on paper in between the perks and morphine I think I'll do alright.

    For the most part I'm just impatient, but Im reading Eben Pagan lately and trying to focus and be more productive and more patient.

    Thanks for the detailed post, I really appreciate.

    :D

    Time for more drugs
     
  4. hoot33

    hoot33 Regular Member

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    lol is that all?? Blogs with SEO??? anyone else around?
     
  5. festeris101

    festeris101 Regular Member

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    Just curious. I almost lost my colon last week due to chronic crohn's and ulcerative colitis. Are these your issues?

    Thanks...
     
  6. hoot33

    hoot33 Regular Member

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    no I had a pilonidal cyst, I had surgery last year but it became infected while I was training in the desert in california.

    Just had another surgery this past monday.

    Its sore.....

    Not to down play your injkury, but hows your ass now??
     
  7. Sanitarium

    Sanitarium Regular Member

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    unholy mother of satan, what am i witnessing here...
     
  8. hoot33

    hoot33 Regular Member

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    lol just lookin for advice homeboy