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Just got a job at slaughterhouse! Killed 40 chickens today.

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  1. IAmNotATroller

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    So I just got a job at a slaughterhouse and today I killed well over 40 chickens. I just catch them and break it's neck and beat it to s hit.

    This is an awesome job guys, I love this job. Killing chickens are so much fun, maybe you guys think eating them is more enjoyable, but trust me, killing is so much more fun.

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    Good job OP, now just to scale it up!
     
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  3. IAmNotATroller

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    Sure. Will take time man, just my first few days at the job. These pigs make a lot of crying sound and I feel a little pity killing them, but job is job.
     
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    Joking man, I was just trolling. Thread closed.
     
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    Oh wow you trolled us all. I am baffled. @.@
     
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    I was sure this wasn't a troll thread, especially when I read your username!
     
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    Why did this infantile thread make me laugh? Ah.
     
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    lol op do you mean dressing a chicken congrats on your first day. But why would you break its neck? when you can hit it wit your hand or stick on the head and paralyse it then proceed to chopping thé damn head.I dont mean to discrédit you but 40 is a small number i can do 300 a day i dont work in a slaughterhouse bt i grew up in a farm where my family would rare more than 600 chickens within 12 weeks and there were no machines to do thé damn job i still do it when i visit .If you need to perfect on it just eliminate the time consuming tasks such as breaking thé neck makes thé work messy, if you are defeathering put thé chicken(s) in Hot water .And if you are using a drum mix them by using a mixing stick or whatever make sure they have absorbed thé heat then put them in cold water to avoid peeling thé skin ....I can teach you more but am kinda busy now let me know if you are interested wll squeeze in sme tym its so damn easy dont knw what you guys use but thé traditional way is thé Best no machines involved.
     
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    Thread a pointless waste of time, OP just joined a marketing forum and this is his first post
     
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    I dont know about Chickens you sure butchered my brain cells by adding this shitty wannabe troll post
     
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    You ain't no archon10 OP.

    You will never ever be accepted into our lounge troll club. Go fuck yourself.
     
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    You should be Perma banned for being lame.