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Just found out my girlfriend is a ho

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by popcrdom29, Dec 25, 2008.

  1. popcrdom29

    popcrdom29 Senior Member

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    Yep, she's a ho.

    I went to her house earlier to give her a Christmas gift.
    Knocked on the door and she said come in.
    I opened the door, walked in but didn't see her right away.
    So being in the Christmas spirit I yelled out "HO HO HO"
    But before I could even finish it by saying Merry Christmas,
    She responded with "Yes Honey"?

    So I guess that makes her a ho. :)

    Yeah I know it's a lame joke but do you have any good
    Christmas jokes?

    Oh yeah, I just started drinking egg nogg; it's a little strong.
     
  2. netjedi

    netjedi Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    hahaha!

    two words for you!

    Merry Christmas!
     
  3. cnnxn

    cnnxn BANNED BANNED

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    If she wasnt a ho, she wouldnt be with you!
     
  4. papadre

    papadre Regular Member

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    lol. i was gonna feel bad for yah since it was xmas time. but it was a joke. haha. merry christmas!
     
  5. cnnxn

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    j/k
    .
     
  6. aмillionaírе

    aмillionaírе Power Member

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    ROFLMAO It sure made me kill myself.... *crickets?*
     
  7. bizcredit

    bizcredit Power Member

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    i gangbanged her with her myspace friends
     
  8. millyionnnn

    millyionnnn Junior Member

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    actually it wasnt that bad of a joke ...presentation is everything lol
     
  9. ForeverNever

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    god that was bad. i feel worse about christmas... jk merry christmas
     
  10. neo

    neo Power Member

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    LOL!
    Merry Christmas mate!
     
  11. dropzone

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    Why was Frosty the snowman so happy?...he heard the snowblower was in town.
     
  12. april

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    maybe she can ewhore for you for more of a merry chri$tma$
     
  13. 19w08

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    Lol! thats was funny hehe
     
  14. HairSpray

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    Hahaha. That's a nice one!

    Merry christmas
     
  15. HairSpray

    HairSpray Junior Member

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    This aint a joke but I just remembered ten days ago I was in brisbane australia. Went swimming at night at south bank there were no free bus so i had to walk home from the ferry station to my apartment and there was this girl (drunk i think) in a cab, she yelled so loud to me "Merry Christmas"..

    which was kind of hilarious. n so i replied .. "Happy Thanksgiving!"

    And.. hahaha.. she made the exact look like this :eek:

    Sorry if it aint funny merry christmas everyone