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Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by turner, Jul 2, 2009.

  1. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    ok enuff ads now ...

    who's got jokes?

    Drinking with a speech impediment?
    It's whiskey business.


    There should be a law against ugly women...
    ... Oh wait there is, Sharia Law...


    c'mon ....
     
  2. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    You know you go on too much porn when you begin gaining a fetish for buffering



    My wife's not the woman I married a year ago...

    Luckily they've never met.


    I'm not saying it's hot but I just saw a Goth taking his coat off.
     
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    turner Registered Member

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    Why do elephants have 4 feet?
    Because 4 inches isn't enough.


    Two condoms are walking past a gay bar.
    The first one says "Let's go in there and get shit faced!"



    So, this guy keeps going to several doctors because they all think that he looks terrible. "You look horrible," they all say.

    "But I feel great!" he always replies.
    They continue with tests and more tests.
    "Doctor, I feel wonderful," he protests.
    "But you look bad," they all rebutted. Finally one discovered, "Looks bad but feels great. He must be a vulva!"
     
  4. mosoi148

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    Okay, my contribution since you seem to be the only one adding stuff here:


    Seamus walks into a pub with a dour look on his face. The barman asks him what's wrong. Seamus replies:


    "Ye know McMillan's wagon? Rolls along strong and smooth. I built that wagon with me own twae hands. Do they call me Seamus the wagon-builder? Nae."


    "Ye know Ferguson's barn? Beautiful strong barn it is. I built that barn with me own twae hands. Do they call me Seamus the barn-builder? Nae."


    "Ye know yon bridge over the river? I built that bridge with me own twae hands. Do they call me Seamus the bridge-builder? Nae."


    "But ye fuck one goat..."
     
  5. turner

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    Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
    The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
    "No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"


    What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
    They can smell it but they cant eat it!



    Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
    Because their plugged into a genius!


    What do you call a woman with one leg?
    - Ilene


    WHAT DID THE GHOST SAY TO THE BEE?
    BOO-BEE
     
  6. turner

    turner Registered Member

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    cheers mosoi148
    glad your contributin ...


    oi oi you at the back ....
    keep it down