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[joke] transform your laptop into a mac for $1!

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by mkstromin, Mar 13, 2012.

  1. mkstromin

    mkstromin Power Member

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    You could easily sell these new MAC laptops to ignorant idiots for $$$!
    Here is the method:

    1. Buy an Apple (the fruit).

    2. Bite your apple as shown in the image below; ATTN: Do Not Eat The Entire Apple.

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    3. Attach the bitten apple with scotch tape to the back of your Laptop:

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    4. Put a price tag on it and sell it on ebay or amazon and bank!

    5. Smile .... think about it and Smile again!

    Damn...I forgot to ask about Thanks and REP...since everyone else is asking... :)
     
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  2. JackSparrow

    JackSparrow Supreme Member

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    I think double sided sticky tape or some strong adhesive glue on the apple would look more convincing.
     
  3. mkstromin

    mkstromin Power Member

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    Yeah and aligning the apple in the exact center of the laptop would help too!:D
     
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    Or you can sell this underground secret as a WSO:D
     
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    Leith Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Hehe, might try this one day! ;)
     
  7. mkstromin

    mkstromin Power Member

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    Ha-Ha...LOL

    Good Idea...the suckers on WF will buy it like hot-apple-cakes!!!!
     
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    why not go the whole way so you can legally advertise it as an apple mac book

    Get the apple, stick it on an anorak and glue them to a hard back book
     
  10. axus_auto

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    I prefer pears.
     
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    some muppet would buy it as a fiverr gig...

    for the cutting an apple in half, I was thinking more of a mac or macbook and a chainsaw... might check out YT later... (I prefer PC's.... I've always had an issue with macs....)

    Si