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Joke of the Day

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by hawke, May 7, 2009.

  1. hawke

    hawke Power Member

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    A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."

    The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"

    Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving and there is always that risk involved."

    After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

    :)
     
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    sidddd Power Member

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    Seems like you didn't write down the funny part :(

    j/k :D
     
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    jonnyh431 Junior Member

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    A vampire walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Can I have a hot cup of water?"

    The barman says, "I thought you only drank blood."

    The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
     
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    ironlifter76 Registered Member

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    Don't know exactly why but it seems now that I've gotten into my 60's jokes about being or getting old just crack me up. That said, hope you enjoy the following:

    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

    Just before the funeral services,
    the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
    'How old was your husband?'
    '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
    'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
    She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

    Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
    'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?'
    the reporter asked.
    She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

    Always Remember This:
    You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
    You grow old because you stop laughing! :D