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  1. Nut-Nights

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    1.Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
    "can kids of our age have kids?"


    Teacher replied " NO Never!!"


    Boy said to girl :
    "see i told you not to worry!!!!

    2.Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
    which is 6" long
    and move it in and out
    and wait for a white substance to come out?


    Girl: y do u ask such question to me.
    i cant tell such words


    Boy:dont worry its tooth brush

    3.What's an average 6 inch long
    Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
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    A:1000- rupee currency note.!
    Always think positive
     
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  2. Conor

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    Oh good, you had me worried there for a moment.
     
  3. rettaibi

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    lol you found this jokes on a pedophile forum :p

    J/K
     
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    no i found it on other site :)
     
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    Hahahaha. Kids these days are really upfront.
     
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    Haha I love the second joke. Hilarious