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I've been trying to make money for so long i need help

Discussion in 'Making Money' started by cjoecke, Dec 7, 2008.

  1. cjoecke

    cjoecke Newbie

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    I tried everything and failed.. I need some serious help .. i've done adwords, gpt, frauding, AC stealing articles lol .. i've made money with all these methods but it's never enough. Anybody know any methods to make money designed for internet losers like myself.. i've tried every pathetic idea i could think of and nothing works:p I spend a lot of time on the computer because im an unemployed loser 18 y/o who lives with his parents so time isn't a factor.. i usually spend my time trying to nig every method out there and having sex with my girlfriends Mya Hand, Pamela Palm, Gretchen Groin, Mindy Matress, ect..
     
  2. cjoecke

    cjoecke Newbie

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    I even tried to middle-man Web design by posting on CL and trying to hire indian coders to do the work and keep the difference, it seems i have all these great ideas to make money but i can never capitalize on them
     
  3. lewi

    lewi Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    well then just outsource the methods that worked.... pay them less.... keep the difference and do it on a large scale
     
  4. Jagged55

    Jagged55 Power Member

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    Are you for real?

    msg too short
     
  5. bizcredit

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    Learn how to install wordpress, setup blogs for people, easy $50-100 each
     
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  6. starbliss

    starbliss Newbie

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    • make thousands of automated blogs
    • advertise
    • make sites
    • get a life
    • make mailing list
    • organize your work
    • avoid all taxes
    • sell sell and sell
    • sell more
    • sell your own products
    • sell products from other people
    • get domain names
    • get hostings
    • get dedicated machines
    • attack every niche
    • attack it once again
    • compete with yourself only
    • spam forums
    • ewhore yourself into a zillion personalities
    • pay nothing, take all cash
    • be victorious
    • watch art
    • read books
    • talk with wealthy people
    • believe in yourself
    • perform a quarterly human sacrifice ritual
    • divide and conquer
    • problem, reaction, solution
    • use openX for your own advertising network
    • join every affiliate marketing program in the world!

    etc etc
     
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  7. mslake

    mslake Registered Member

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    Buy a Shamwow and a Snuggie. It should be pretty obvious what to do after that.
     
  8. FadeToBlack

    FadeToBlack Junior Member

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    I agree, E-Whoring is good fast solid money. Find the nicest looking amateur pic you can find, whore her out to various network profiles/classifieds etc and either set up an autoresponder leading to your affiliate dating site link OR convert them over MSN with takes more work and is more long winded, but i find that persuasion and tact over MSN converts at least five times better :) Keep it up and you will soon approach some better financial heights. PM me if you need help also:)
     
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  9. mslake

    mslake Registered Member

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    Why do people bother answering these posts?
     
  10. cparainmaker

    cparainmaker BANNED BANNED

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    You sound like a loser, why not go to school so you can become a semi-educated loser.
     
  11. silver

    silver Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    What made you money? Repeat it and make more, this might not work with everything but it does with most methods. Stop reading and trying if something worked for you, you are ignoring good oportunities because of boredom/laziness. If you can't follow this then get outta here and work a regular job or "try to fix your mindset", force yourself.

    And don't be greedy! It's karma's small partner aiming to fuck up everything you could have done so far!
    It's good to try to help, better write something useful than flame the OP.
     
  12. q3ick

    q3ick Regular Member

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    Wait..you made money but its not enough...EXPAND! and EXPLODE!
     
  13. FadeToBlack

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    Dude, there isnt anything wrong with asking for help dont flame the poor guy. We have all done it at some point and its what the boards are all about isnt it?? He has obviously been working hard with different projects and he just needs a little advice and pointers in the right direction
     
  14. cjoecke

    cjoecke Newbie

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    I am taking these massage therapy courses at home, they end up with me unloading into a napkin
     
  15. marcuskona

    marcuskona Junior Member

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    have patience pal, thats the biggest tip I could give you, last month i made .12 cents and was frustrated, 7 days into this month and im over $468.00 doing some small BH methods I learned here. allthough I was doing the same thing last month, it just took time for the method to work itself out.


    PS. I do CPA/Adsense/adbrite/bidvertiser and drive mass traffic to my sites. My sites also are an Amazon store and a replica store and have been doing BMD3 on them both, im finally starting to see revenue :)


    hang in there.
     
  16. aмillionaírе

    aмillionaírе Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Maybe you can work for me... but are you disciplined and would you like working for someone?
     
  17. starbliss

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    There is easy man, but most people don't know or don't want to know it.
     
  18. starbliss

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    this is weird way of telling us that he feels his sex addiction interferes with his work.
     
  19. vinniffa

    vinniffa Junior Member

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    Loool

    This was the greatest of the day..
     
  20. vinniffa

    vinniffa Junior Member

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    I have liked this newbie!! This is the way to go!!

    DO it fucking now!