Reaver
Elite Member
- Aug 6, 2015
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You Knew This Was Coming, BHW
If you didn’t, you know now
If you didn’t, you know now
That’s right BHW. Your beloved Entitled Princess finally has her own BST.
And look. It’s awesome.
Of course it is. Would you expect anything less from me? I’m royalty after all.
And look. It’s awesome.
Of course it is. Would you expect anything less from me? I’m royalty after all.
What’s This All About You Sullen Wench?
First of all, I take exception to that. That’s PRINCESS Sullen Wench. And secondly, I’ve decided to do something about all of the people on this forum who keep asking the same questions over and over again. Questions like:
- “I need to make money online. Where do I start?”
- “I’m a broke bastard and I’m 6 seconds away from being homeless. How do I make money online and save my own ass?”
- “Why isn’t my SEO working? I threw links at it from Fiverr and now my site has been eaten by Google’s goblins.”
Answer your questions and sell you a solution of course.
You’re Killing Me, Smalls
Sit tight. This is my address to the nation of BHW. And if you complain again I’ll have Smithers release the hounds.
I’d wager to say that most of you have asked one of the three questions listed above. I will proceed to answer them in a timely manner and move onto my product.
The answer to the first question is shut up and pick something.
The answer to the second question is shut up and get a job.
The answer to the third question is shut up and figure it out for yourself.
What do all of these answers have in common?
You guessed it: shut up and take action.
I know you’re frustrated. It seems like every successful person on here has it easy. They just get on here, talk about what they do and leave like it’s no big deal. Well they don’t. They work hard. They worked hard to get where they are, and they keep working
I know you’re upset. You need to make money online as quickly as possible. Honestly, the truth is people rarely ever make money straight out of the gate when they start and online business.
That’s why I advise anyone who wants to start making money to stick with this very basic idea: targeting low-competition Amazon keywords. If you can’t find them, I’ve got them on hand and available for you right now.
This is as easy as it’s gonna get. I know it’ll work for you. Just put some ridiculously small amount of effort in and you’ll be on your way.
Shut Up and Make Money
Now we’re getting to the good stuff.
What am I selling?
I'm selling ultra low-competition keywords. What do I mean by this? I mean I expect you to get results quicker and cheaper than normal keywords that other people target.
In fact, I expect you to be able to reach the first page of the SERPs without building links. This is how I class "ultra low-competition." That means that there is no need to spend thousands of dollars on links and there is no waiting for months to see results.
Frankly, you should stop listening to all that advice from people who say, "target things that interest you." That's so ridiculous. Are you here to start a hobby or start a business? Are you here to find an interest or are you here to make money?
These are keywords that will deliver results. The current SERPs for all of these keywords are littered with pages I expect anyone with an incredibly basic understanding of SEO to beat.
So if you are a noob looking for a first keyword who wants to start off on the right foot, or if you are more experienced in this and you're looking for a quick win, then these are the products for you.
Buy now, rank fast and make money.
By the way, if you want to know about the power of being an Amazon affiliate, you need to take a look at these threads from @Nick Flame and @meathead1234:
So how low-competition are these keywords?
Stupid low-comp. So low comp that they might be classified as mentally inept if they were people. Check out these stats:
Stupid low-comp. So low comp that they might be classified as mentally inept if they were people. Check out these stats:



This should say it all. But, just in case it doesn't,
I publish keyword metrics for popular tools so you can see exactly what you get before you buy.
Now you've got all the information you need to buy with confidence.
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Bronze Keywords
Amazon keyword with 500-1000 US monthly services, $50+ product cost for $59
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Silver Keywords
Amazon keyword with 1000-2500 US monthly searches, $100+ product cost for $99
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Gold Keywords
Amazon keyword with 2500-5000 US monthly searches, $100+ product cost for $199
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Platinum Keywords
Amazon keyword with 5000-10,000 US monthly searches, $100+ product cost for $299
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Diamond Keywords
Amazon keyword with 10,000+ US monthly searches, $100+ product cost for $499
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Here’s some questions I know you guys have, and the answers to them.
May I get a review copy?
No. I already gave out review copies. Check the thread for reviews.
May I see the keyword before I buy it?
No. You can see your keyword metrics before you buy though.
May I see some samples?
No. You can't realistically give out samples for keywords. Who actually does this?
May I have a discount?
There is a 10% discount code available. Ask for it and I'll PM it to you.
Can you give me some low-competition keywords in [insert niche here]?
No.
Will you PM me please? I have a question.
No.
May I have your Skype? I have a question.
No.
Contact and Support: You have three options for support. You can either leave a message here on this thread and wait for a response, PM me, or email me at shutupandmakemoney.com AT gmail.com
Refund Policy: I've checked these keywords, double checked and triple checked them. I'm 100% confident you will love them.
But I'm only human. In the event that I have messed up your keyword, and given you a keyword that doesn't meet the standards I've outlined, I will work with you towards a solution that satisfies you.
Again, you must be able to prove that the keyword that was delivered to you did not meet the standards I’ve outlined. There is no reason that you can’t send me a quick message saying that I messed up and you want me to fix it.
If you decide to do a chargeback (or claim this purchase was somehow fraudulent) on this service without contacting me first, I will do the following:
- Shit List you.
- Blacklist you from purchasing any and all of my services
- Put the keyword you bought on several public forums, including this one. It’ll be a free for all, and your keyword will no longer be low/no competition. It’ll be all the competition.
Please keep in mind that I reserve the right to refuse to sell to anyone for any reason.
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