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It's Sad How Good I Am At Giving People Diseases...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by The Scarlet Pimp, Aug 14, 2009.

  1. The Scarlet Pimp

    The Scarlet Pimp Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Jcsarokin Power Member

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    You like a day late on all the college humor hotlinks lol :)
     
  3. mosoi148

    mosoi148 Regular Member

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    My favorite one so far:

    I was on the phone with my mom and read that to her, she even says that sounds like a good night. I love my mom.
     
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  4. MoneyMachine

    MoneyMachine Junior Member

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    This was the funniest one I saw:

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    (678): I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
    
    
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  5. UndeniableSpirit

    UndeniableSpirit Regular Member

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    lol thats an awesome site!

    This one is awesome:

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    (630): I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.


    (1-630): if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
     
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