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It's coming. The health niche you've all been waiting for. SPERM FACIALS!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Trepanated, Apr 23, 2015.

  1. Trepanated

    Trepanated Supreme Member

    Sep 18, 2010
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    I kid you not guys - you heard it here first.

    There's a daytime TV show in the UK called This Morning and they've recently sent out the following email for an upcoming (that's my second intentional pun, if you didn't notice the one in the title) programme on Monday:

    "This Morning is looking for women who would be up for trying an exciting, but slightly strange, new facial live on Monday 27th April. This facial involves using their partner's semen on their face, so we'd need them to bring a sample with them. Can you help?"

    You may think this is a little premature (3rd pun) but when something seemingly silly like this appears on TV, it often leads to demand for a product or service before there is anyone geared up to supply it.

    I guarantee there will be a load of housewives searching for this on Monday and I am chuckling at the thought of the reactions of some of the more naive ones when they see what comes up (4th pun) in the results!

    You may have heard of the recent demand for breast milk and the websites that are springing up for that - well whatever women can do, blokes can now do too.

    Personally, I am thinking of setting up a home delivery service.

    And here's a link to an article in one of the UK newspapers, just in case you think I am pulling your plonker (5):

  2. asap1


    Mar 25, 2013
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    So you suggest we supply the women with sperm? :)
  3. Capo Dei Capi

    Capo Dei Capi BANNED BANNED

    Oct 23, 2014
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    She seems like some con artist, looking to make more money.

    Last edited: Apr 23, 2015