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It's been two weeks and Johnson Savimbi has still not send me money, should I be worried?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Joe Helpful, Mar 16, 2017.

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Should I trust Johnson?

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  1. Joe Helpful

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    Hi guys,

    Sorry I have not been around much lately, it's cabbage harvesting season and all my efforts have been into harvesting these. Cabbages account for around 60% of our farm land, we don't only sell them at market but sometimes we also feed them to our cattle so they grow up big and strong ready for the ultimate slaughter!

    But I have gone off topic, last month Dave alerted me of an electronic message sent to me from a far away country, Nigeria. It read as follows:

    Upon getting this message I was overcome with honour, what a fantastic person Mr Johnson is for trusting me with such an important manner in desperate times. The way he has trusted me with matters like this has been hugely impressive and this little Amish guy didn't want to let him down.

    I was speaking with Johnson for 3 weeks before we came up with a solution, he needed $4000 to release the goods that his father left him. In return he would pay me back $40,000,000 from the second case. Now I don't know how much money you city folk make, but $40 million is a lot of money to me and my family.

    I sent this money by a western union. Dave helped me do this, I followed him into the store and watched him do it. I had a claw hammer in my back pocket in case he tried anything funny but luckily for him he was honest and didn't mess up... this time.

    This was on the 1st of March.

    As of now Dave has sent Johnson 33 unanswered messages.

    I am beginning to wonder if I have been betrayed online by Johnson and I require my money back. If my father finds out that I used the cabbage money he will be very angry.

    But I am also worried for him, am I bad person for wanting my money back? He is being chased down by his countries president for his fathers actions. This is obviously not justice!

    If anyone knows Johnson, can they let him know they have left this Amish man very upset and very angry. I will ever trust anyone on the internet again.

    God Bless!

    Joe Helpful
     
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  2. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Should you trust Mr. Dick? Never trust dick. Never.
     
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    Are you positive that Dave isn't masquerading as Johnson and sent the email himself as a ploy to con you out of your cabbage money?

    Can you definitely trust Dave? Has Dave typed the above post? Are you a sneaky little bastard Dave??
     
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    BassTrackerBoats Super Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Drove past your place the other day... lovely.

    [​IMG]

    When my wife saw that she asked what it was and of course I answered, "It's a cabbage patch, Doll!".
     
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    Hahaha one of my close friend got scam the same way.. how can someone fall in such stupid trap
     
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    Stupidity has no boundaries. What one dumb fuck can see as an obvious scam, there will always be someone even dumber as fuck who will not see it.

    Sometimes I see some people on the Internet that are so stupid, I have to calmly put my laptop down, before I drop kick it in disbelief.
     
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  7. Joe Helpful

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    Yes, I've read a @pewep thread before also.

    In my community, witches are kept in cages.
     
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    Looks like I triggered another braindead skeppite that was zombie shuffling through life and made him reflect. It can be painful, I hear. I wouldn't know, of course, but I hear awakening to reality is traumatic.
     
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    Looks like you triggered him.
     
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    mickyfu's profile pic is the face he made when he saw your delicious looking cabbage patch.
     
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    I'd like to see these normies put my fucking telekinetic ass in a lab cage. Spoiler alert:


    Very, very bigoted normies would never make the same claim about any other group of people but apparently it's fine and dandy to laugh about it when it comes to sensitive people.
     
  12. Joe Helpful

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    Magic me up bitch.

    My brother is a witch, he's kept in a dog cage in our shed. He's been there for 7 years.

    Sometimes my sister teases him with her vagina, screaming "YOU WILL NEVER GET GET THIS, YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS" while she lifts her skirt and dancing around.

    One day she does this for 45 minutes, the entire family is laughing. But my brother broke the cage, he escaped and he got this.

    It took 5 of us to pull him out of her.

    Now he's hog tied and in a cage, he will never escape again.
     
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    Did you ever see his fan video? Oh you would laugh. This would slightly help you to understand how messed up some people are.
     
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    YAWN, you can't think of better jokes than trying to steal content from a B list celebrity?
     
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    If god intended men to have magic all men would have the magic
     
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    I read the entire thread and yet only word that comes in my mind is WTF?
     
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    You need to work on your troll form, it's fucking pathetic.

    Impotent.

    I suspect you know much more about the latter than you'd dare to admit.
     
  18. mickyfu

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    But I have seen Pewep move leaves with his mind on a windy day.
     
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    He is definitely triggered now. Can you see how angry he is getting? Doesn't take much get him going, just wind him up and watch him go.
     
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    No you haven't, you're a registered sex offender in 18 different countries across 3 continents. You're on house arrest.