I am Steve. I live near Detroit. I play it pretty straight in the day-to-day but I run the spectrum of gray, depending on how brutally and shamelessly protective of my brood and lifestyle I feel. In a well-crafted sentence: "Green paper, gold teeth, and pregnant golden retrievers, is all I want, fuck diamonds, money, and bitches don't need 'em." Points for provenance. Anyone, anyone, Bueller? I quit my day job in aught-six. This is the first time in five years of affiliate marketing that I've felt compelled to honestly introduce myself. It may be an overearnest first share here, but I am happy to say that this site, this black forum, dark as it may be, feels rather homey. To pick a nit and risk coming off cranky, how many times on how many forums over the years have I angrily deleted my account after posting and then gritting my teeth as unsocialized trolls in caves somewhere in Tora Bora ejaculated unsolicited advice relating no more than 3.7% to the original post? Rhetorical question. What a surprise then after all this time to happen upon a place (I think it was a G search about how to track incentivized offer completion) full of mucks as greedy as I that still manage to come off like team players! Short version: So many forums suck BH and WH alike, and this one has surprised me in a big way with how righteously smart, selflessly helpful, and honestly human its members are. You guys seem pretty cool. Thanks for making it what it is. I am glad to be here.