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Is this a Sign? or Just Normal

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by jheyslow, Oct 29, 2010.

  1. jheyslow

    jheyslow Senior Member

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  2. Dubbletoke

    Dubbletoke Regular Member

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    i havent stockpiled enough guns or ammunition! time to head to walmart for canned goods and bottled water@!
     
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    greentitanium Senior Member

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    you should run and get in on Glenn Becks Food Insurance
     
  4. madoctopus

    madoctopus Supreme Member

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    Are you two from USA? Americans have a tendency to get scared quickly and build nuclear shelters that can't resist a nuclear attack, stockpile food though chances of dying by other means than hunger are higher, buy guns and ammo to shoot those who want your food, though usually it helps more to make friends so you help each other out than shoot people that want your food.

    Well, let me tell you how it's done in Europe. We do it the right way instinctively. Only the Russians and Latin people do this better than Europeans, you will soon realize why.


    1. Buy alcohol.
    2. Find some girls.
    3. Party!
    We happen to know that if there's news about a catastrophe it is very likely bullshit. Some conspiracy to scare us so we hurry and buy crap instead of focusing on the important stuff. Terrorism, earthquake, tsunami, meteorite - that shit doesn't happen to us. We don't give a crap about that so faith doesn't bothers with us. It chooses those who panic easier. Now, this is where the really cool stuff comes into play. Even if somehow the Universe wants to play us a prank and do some nasty stuff... we already got booze and girls. That means we are either too drunk to give a damn about the big earthquake (we will think it is us being drunk that think the earth is moving but in reality is still) or we are in the middle of serious f***ing so we will die happy.

    The reason Russians and Latin people do this better is because Russians drink more and Latin people are more horny. There are also those who smoke weed, and they might actually be in the best state if something bad actually happens. But of course, it won't. Nothing bad is going to happen. You will grow old and have plenty of time before dying to think about all the stuff you haven't done but wanted to do, and most importantly about all the time you wasted (reading forum posts from people who are too bored and can't fall asleep).
     
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