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Is there a doctor in the house?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Panther28, Jun 7, 2014.

  1. Panther28

    Panther28 Elite Member

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    What tools will give me real time information about my organs such as a heart rate monitor would?

    How can i tell my kidney and liver are working perfect, as well as anything else required to function perfectly?

    I only require the tool, selected from your previous experiance.

    thank you.
     
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    The tool is called a "Full panel", you find them at medical diagnostic clinics.
     
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    Dr . House ?????
     
  4. D4RK KNIGHT

    D4RK KNIGHT Regular Member

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    You need to contact muscleteen because he is becoming a doctor.

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    You've done the right thing.

    If I was worried about my liver and kidneys I would also seek medical advice on an internet forum rather than go to see a qualified doctor
     
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  6. SeanAustin

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    I see your point, but half the time I visit the doctor, he tells me exactly what I read on Google 30 minutes prior to, and I end up wasting $200.

    If things are truly serious, see a doctor immediately obviously, but otherwise, consulting Dr. Google can usually save you time and money if things aren't all that serious.
     
  7. TJnoodles

    TJnoodles Registered Member

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    If something feels so wrong you are worried, see a doctor
     
  8. Panther28

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    You misread the original question. I asked only for a specific tool recommendation young grasshopper.

    If you are worried about your liver or kidneys, yes, contact a doctor or check in to your nearest hospital. You may also have to make some lifestyle changes, but you would already know what they are.
     
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    Damn. So happy for free health care in Canada.
     
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    I don't think he's sick or worried. I think he just wants to know what tests are available to make sure that his organs are working properly. Panther, you would probably ask for a complete blood count or full panel as Texchan said.
     
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    if you want to monitior your heart rate then go with samsung galaxy s5..
     
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    I agree. Doctors are fucking worthless 99.9 percent of the time. Their good for emergencies. Not BS like I dislocated my ankle type sissy sh!t
     
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    I can live with that, eh!

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    For the kidneys and liver, I don't know of anything that could give you a "real-time status". But then again, I'm not a doctor (yet).

    Your best bet (to my knowledge) is a urine test and blood test, which will give you data on urea, creatinine, AST, ALT, bilirubin, PT, ESR, etc.

    Basically when something is wrong with your kidneys, things that aren't supposed to be in the blood in high amounts...are in the blood (they're supposed to be excreted). And when things go wrong with your liver, things get released in your blood stream as well.

    So yeah, urine test and blood test as a "tool". Not real-time, but pretty damn accurate.
     
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    For around $500, you'll get reports on (almost) all information about your vital body organs here (flying, traveling, lodging & boarding, other miscl. costs not included):

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    http://lilavatihospital.kwebmakerusa.com/solitairepackageMale.aspx
    That's affordable! The tools will cost you quarter billion dollars possibly, salary and perks for expert technicians to work on them lot more, infrastructural costs may be a billion more, other costs like bribing authorities, transportation of materials, accessories, maintenance costs, insurance, etc. a few billion more...

    Come to Mumbai and get it done at almost no cost compared to the above! :)

    Disclaimer: Consult your relatives, friends, enemies, doctor, lawyer, insurance agent, travel agent, Bishop, present government, other authorities, etc. first...
     
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  17. jazzc

    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Where "free" -> "paid by other people 's money forcefully taken from them". No wonder you 're so happy :eek:
     
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    Well to be fair everybody has to pay taxes, but why do US citizens have to pay taxes AND medical bills?

    Canada 4 life.

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    Did you have one to many drinks? Need To make sure there still good to go after that hard party the other night? lol j/k
     
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    jazzc Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Healthcare funds don't come from income taxes* but health related taxes. Usually they are embedded in the worker 's mandatory insurance.

    *Theoretically. In bankrupt semi-socialist countries where the ponzi scheme has failed already, everything gets funded by whatever tax and loan the government can get its hands on.