Hey guys, gals, especially hello to the wonderful ladies reading this, you're forever in my heart. Please no flaming me, I just found myself in a very confusing situation and compromised my morals a bit... So there's this girl I've been seeing walking around who turns me into a *straight BOT* like the terminator. Boner On Ten. Anyway, today I was returning home and I saw her...and I couldn't help it man, she was too, too sexy. I went up and started chatting her up. Apparently she's noticed me too. So we were chatting, etc... and I definitely, definitely got the Homo Sapiens Drum Maximus vibe - she's HIGHLY christian. She asked me what church I went to and.....for the first time in years I lied. I fucking lied that's what feels so bad. Over a hot girl. When she asked me what church I went to, my brain went on overdrive...struggling to remember what these fucking denominations were called. I finally landed on one, Me: "Err, I'm a mormon." Her: "Oh...okay " Phew, she believed me, but I basically played the whole thing off like I'm not super religious but I believe. Guys, I know this is wrong, I can't believe I'm lying just to get with a girl when I specifically swore to never, ever back down on this to anyone....but I've seen people do stranger things for even the possibility of a whiff. You ain't seen her ass AND titties GOD DAMN I'm losing my mind just thinking about how perfect she is. Anyway, I got her number and now she wants to drag me to her church..next Saturday. UGH. But yeeeehaw . But seriously, fuuuuuuuuck I hate going to church.