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Is it ok to pretend to be a Drum Banger in this case?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by pewep, Apr 29, 2017.

  1. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Hey guys, gals, especially hello to the wonderful ladies reading this, you're forever in my heart.

    Please no flaming me, I just found myself in a very confusing situation and compromised my morals a bit...

    So there's this girl I've been seeing walking around who turns me into a *straight BOT* like the terminator. Boner On Ten. Anyway, today I was returning home and I saw her...and I couldn't help it man, she was too, too sexy. I went up and started chatting her up. Apparently she's noticed me too. So we were chatting, etc... and I definitely, definitely got the Homo Sapiens Drum Maximus vibe - she's HIGHLY christian. She asked me what church I went to and.....for the first time in years I lied.

    I fucking lied :'( that's what feels so bad. Over a hot girl. When she asked me what church I went to, my brain went on overdrive...struggling to remember what these fucking denominations were called. I finally landed on one,

    Me: "Err, I'm a mormon."
    Her: "Oh...okay :)"

    Phew, she believed me, but I basically played the whole thing off like I'm not super religious but I believe. Guys, I know this is wrong, I can't believe I'm lying just to get with a girl when I specifically swore to never, ever back down on this to anyone....but I've seen people do stranger things for even the possibility of a whiff. You ain't seen her ass AND titties GOD DAMN I'm losing my mind just thinking about how perfect she is.

    Anyway, I got her number and now she wants to drag me to her church..next Saturday. UGH. But yeeeehaw :D. But seriously, fuuuuuuuuck I hate going to church.

     
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  2. back2form

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    Yes, we are not.. Can you make that possible to see ? :p
    P.S : Why don't you sign up in some adult forum & post these kind of stuffs ?
     
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    So whats the problem ?
     
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  4. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    But I'm Buddhist :'( and I'm very, very proud of my religion and I absolutely love, love Vajrayana. I swore I'd never pretend to be anything else for a woman. But, I just broke that promise...and I feel shitty about it :(.
     
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    This is Biggest Lie, I read some of your previous Shit threads.. So
    Don't Lie - you are not just broken the promise, before some long days itself!

    Here's the proof :

    haha :) Power of remembrance & i learned it from you & now am giving it back! :cool:

    For Complete Story : https://www.blackhatworld.com/seo/i-am-never-ever-going-to-have-sex-again-ever.836434/
     
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  6. Zwielicht

    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    Hey, remember not to turn this into a religious discussion or I'll have to close the thread. As far as I'm concerned, the topic of this thread is about your slavery to biology.

    Your response:
     
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  7. pewep

    pewep Power Member

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    Err, right, my bad :D.

    WAAAHAHAH, love that vid. Actually that's perfect.
     
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    Congrats @pewep on scoring a too, too sexy girl. Don't worry about her dragging you to the church though., you can simply unleash your chi power onto her and then she'll turn into your devotee forever.
     
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    Dont worry once you bang her, you will not feel shitty.
     
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