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Is google a man or a women ? ? ? ? Find out the Answer!

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by kgrittner, Jul 13, 2013.

  1. kgrittner

    kgrittner Junior Member

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    Obviously a women because I cant even finish a sentence without getting suggestions!

    That is all... lol

    : )
     
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  2. dragonrage01

    dragonrage01 Power Member

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    It is obviously a woman.
    You have to court it to get what you want.
    It is fickle enough that it will dump you without any hint or warning.

    Bing is obviously a guy
    It is messy and unclean.
    It does what it wants without asking for directions.
    If you look at the videos that it has, it is easy to find boobs.
     
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  3. kgrittner

    kgrittner Junior Member

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    lol I love it!
     
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    myownhero Power Member Premium Member

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    Google is definitely a chick.

    When I ask it a question it gives me ten different answers.
     
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  5. kgrittner

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    Keep'em coming guys! These are great!
     
  6. kgrittner

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    Bing is definitely a guy because it will pay you to play with it
     
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    Google is an angel turned bitch! What did I do to piss her off?
     
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    When I first joined facebook this question was went viral with the picture... ))
    You are too late to knw its women.

    Cheers
     
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    Google is a woman because they are too complex to figure out :)
     
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    Funny
     
  12. Invoker

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    well theres a I'm feeling lucky button. If google was a guy the button would say something much straightfoward I think
     
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    - Sex?
    - Three to five times a week.
    - No, no, I mean: male or female?
    - Male, female, ... sometimes camel.
     
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  14. Invoker

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    holy cow
    no no, cow run too fast
     
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    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Premium Member

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    That must mean that Yahoo! Search is Trans.

    And that DuckDuckGo is Gay!
     
  16. kgrittner

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    A girl because there's a whole sub culture dedicated to figuring out how to impress her
     
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    Lol. Some of these answers are great.

    I'll see what you guys come up with by tomorrow then I'll include some of my own..
     
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    [​IMG]

    Discover for yourself the way that the suggestions come up...like this... and you will find out the true gender of the big G



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    biased or not? lol


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    Top 10 Reasons Why Google is a Woman.
    [FONT=&amp]1. She knows everything and isn't afraid to let the world know[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]2. She likes to adopt children as much as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (She adopted YouTube and tried to adopt Groupon)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]3. Her style is simple, but she likes to dress up on special occasions. (Halloween, Christmas Google home page designs, etc)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]4. She always tries to finish your sentences. (Google Suggest)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]5. She hides her dirty side (Porn)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]6. She's really interested in current events, especially celebrities[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]7. She pushes her children to be the best (Gmail, Chrome)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]8. She will ban you out of her group if you don't obey her rules[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]9. She loves rooting through your private things.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&amp]10. And last but not least, nobody can figure Google out....just like a woman[/FONT]

    [FONT=&amp]And a few of my own...[/FONT]

    [FONT=&amp]lol, probably.... If you're good to her she brings you lots of pleasure. If you're bad then she will kick you out without any warning.

    Google must be a woman because she's unpredicatable and spends a lot time going through other peoples stuff! LOL![/FONT]

    [FONT=&amp]Would care if someone said Google is a man because he wont get off his lazy behind and update?
    [/FONT]
    A woman. Google notices everything, has an unfailing memory, makes an endless number of suggestions,
    takes care of all the details of your life, and wants you to belong only to her.

    [FONT=&amp]Might be a woman. Very inquisitive. ;)[/FONT]

    [FONT=&amp]Well it thinks it knows everything, corrects you when you're wrong, sells it's body for money, and has two big circles in the above
    center region so based on that evidence we can conlude that it is a woman hooker.[/FONT]

    [FONT=&amp]Conclusion? IMHO
    Women Are From Google, Men Are From Yahoo [/FONT]
    ;)
     
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  20. mangobajito

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    google is matt cu**s
    dont know about his gender