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Irritating people(friends and relative) asking how to make money online..

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by krates, Jan 19, 2010.

  1. krates

    krates Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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    It all started when I proudly announced infront of my family that I make money online :D first people thought I must be joking :rolleyes:

    Later when I started buying stuff and all heck they got interested and now they are asking how do you make money online

    THOSE PEOPLE NEVER EVER REGISTERED ON A SITE :spank:

    i have said no to some people clearly but to some I can't say no but I don't want to tell them tooo

    any suggestions or a method that I tell them that doesn't make money or make very lousy money which I tell them so that they don't irritate me..

    I was thinking of setting up of a fake website and then I will make a fake profile of mine of being earning around 1000's of $$ and when they will do the work I will ban them saying they used bad techniques and all the fuck..

    or is there some better way around please help me guys
     
  2. sagarbest

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    LMFAO !! Best say them go to AWSurveys and earn ..lol or Say them to register with ur neobux referrals... I think ur from India.. Same situation here :D

    Frankly saying , today at school 1 of my friend asked me that. Please tell me how you earn online .. lol these guys are disgusting.
     
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  3. danielgb123

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    I'm not a friend of relative of yours, PM me if you ever need to share some working methods ;)

    Cheers bud

    PS: :D
     
  4. HoNeYBiRD

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    don't tell 'em your exact method, just point them to the right direction, you can say you found your method on bhw but it can be saturated if a lot of people are doing it, so you won't tell them the exact method but they can find several good methods here, which is very true or if you don't like these people, tell them you found your method on DP :)
    or just say that you had a method but it is not working anymore and now you are doing a method which needs a lot of money to invest in (i guess they don't have a lot), and/or select a very difficult method from here and tell 'em you are using this, you mentioned they never ever registered on a website, so there's a great chance they aren't capable to do it
     
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  5. jaguarslug

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    send them to make monies online .com
     
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  6. lucius

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    lulz. Dont tell them shit, they are probably the same people that used to mock at you when you werent making good money online.
     
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    Just send them to digital point.
    Or possibly BHW if they aren't stupid beyond belief.
     
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  9. sagarbest

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    ^^ lol he mean family members too ... :)
     
  10. newss

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    Wow seriously, you would con your own family? Seriously, telling them you don't have time is one thing, but to steal and con from your own family.Back to the online marketing side of things. Chances are if you make any decent amount of money people get envious. I have had similar experiences with friends and it can get annoying.

    Generally what I have done was send them over to clickbank and suggest a couple 'high converting offers' and point them in the direction of a couple videos/articles on how to setup adwords ads to drive traffic.

    Other than that. Instead of screwing over your family. Here is a thought, why don't you offer them an investment opportunity. Maybe they could provide additional capital. Or you can offer to train them in exchange for assistance or money.
     
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    I just tell them "you need to have adsense account to earn money online".
    They never gonna get accepted from adsense..:D
     
  12. hunar

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    I get this all the time. I found a very simple solution to all this. Simply say "Well If i were to help you I'd need about 5k upfront because that's how much I would lose helping you, by taking away the time from the work I do to help you with your work."

    Most people are like Uhh, no thanks.

    Still some people are like can't you do it for free?! That usually ends up pissing me off though. :/
     
  13. MaxPowers

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    Send them my way, I always need more workers!
     
  14. JohnG

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    People always ask me how I make my money and want to get into the same field, I tell them 2 things:

    1. You have to be a computer genious like me and be very knowledgeable about the internet to do this. (Most of the people I know don't know shit about computers and are just basic internet users)

    2. It takes years of practice and failure to make anything. (They don't want to wait years to earn)

    For the most part everyone I have told that to has left me alone about how I make my money.
     
  15. mic000

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    Hey, I just found this site not too long ago and been scanning it for a bit.. love it!

    To answer your question, my answer is always, "find something that makes you a $1, then do it 1000 times a week." People seem to lose interest at that point.
     
  16. number101

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    Tell them that it is kind of like being a doctor or an attorney (only not a prestigious). You have to start by deeply committing to the end goal (making money in this case). Then you must start with prerequisite classes (basic sciences for a doctor). Then you must go to college for for years, and learn a new language (Latin in both cases). Then you must Find someone who can show you the ropes. Then you can start to make small money. After a lot of trial and error, commitment, and plenty of failures, you will begin to make money enough for lifestyle changes.

    Then tell them to start reading and that they can ask questions that require only information as answers (no hand holding). That is at least until they are proficient enough to start teaching you about things that you have not learned about yet.

    This advice is based on a few real life experiences.

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    tell them to join a paid-to-click program and start clicking on ads all day for pennies. that should keep them occupied.
     
  18. thinkinghat

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    tell truth to your family and for your friends..

    throw them a bunch of affiliate links from gurus or im product and tell them u learned all stuff from them and you should buy this to know more..

    if they fail to make money,tell them it takes intelligence n hardwork to make money online..

    they wont bother to ask you again

    now enjoy your fat paycheck and pissed friends..
     
  19. The Scarlet Pimp

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    Refer them to all of the things that you tried and failed at. Give 'em the sales pitch that lured you in. I tell people about mortgage notes (a totally worthless industry) if I want to get rid of them.

    Since most people won't listen to you anyway, this is both fairly harmless and a bit of fun.
     
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    Dude you are missing the golden chance of making money. Charge $$$ for coaching session on "How to make money online"