Last night I was damn tired and sleepy as I was doing my IM stuffs. I placed a table beside my couch and my laptop on it to use... I was so sleepy that I decided to take a quick rest but fell asleep afterwards. Then holy shit I got the weirdest dream ever! I dreamt I left my laptop in a warehouse unattended and went out to do something. When I got back, it was vandalized - the screen was scratched pretty deeply till nothing could be displayed back on and the whole laptop became faulty. I cried (wtf?) over it because it has all my important stuffs (IM stuffs, photos, .etc). Coincidentally, there was a platoon of army guys whom were inside the warehouse maintaining their guns (oiling them and so forth) and I assumed it was them. I told their platoon Sergeant to find that ass for me. But the sergeant replied that he don't have such time for such trivial matters. I got so pissed off that I decided to investigate myself. Next thing I know, I found out this short fat guy was responsible for vandalizing my laptop. I yelled at him and we decided to have a match of fight. He was laughing at me as he threw numerous punches at me... I couldn't retaliate and my whole body was moving very slowly... I couldn't repel his attacks and whenever I try to throw a punch it was so weak! He kept taunting me and started making fun of my parents. I got so pissed off I restored my punch with full strength and threw it at him! Next thing I know, I was woken up by a loud crash sound with my fist in pain! Yeap, turns out that I actually punched my laptop and it landed on the floor. Fuck. Thankfully, it's ok.