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Intuition Once Again Pulls My Ass Out Of Deep.Shit.

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  1. pewep

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    Please God save me from my cock and balls that consistently put me into stupid situations. Jesus, this one was so fucking close, I felt like Agent X at one point. Ho.ly.Fuck.

    So, I was horny after weeks of celibacy and not having sex in over a year was kind of messing with my brain/personality. It can actually be pretty emotionally damaging to young men to be deprived of intimacy - which is one of the many reasons why tantric yoga isn't to be taken lightly at all. I'd had enough, I have money, and I wanted to get my conker on without spending time chatting up random women over useless bullshit. I turned to the age old profession and found a site here with very decent looking escorts. After finding one that really tickled my fancy, I texted her and we agreed to meet up the next day. Of course I got 2 packs of condoms and wasn't going to do anything actually retarded, I just wanted to be close to a woman, caressing her but have the option to get the hell out afterwards with no strings attached whatsoever.

    I couldn't sleep all night because I was so excited, hahah. Bro, I've never done this before I swear, and it felt so bad but so cool to be able to "order" exactly my type of chick with basically zero effort whatsoever. So the morning came, I showered, shaved my pubes, put on perfume, my best clothes, and went out of the house while trying not to look like a total weirdo with my boner pressing up against my dress pants.

    I started getting bad vibes, man. Maybe it was the sleep deprivation, maybe I'd had too much coffee because I heard it improves "performance" BUT I just "felt" like this was a bad idea. I strongly, strongly, strongly rely on my intuition to guide me and if I sense anything is wrong in a situation, I go with my gut feeling 100% of the time. It knows way more than I can fathom and at the moment, it was telling me I was about 30 minutes away from looking back at that walk as the final moment to change my life. I was making a mistake - it wasn't stds, it was something else.

    So, we were supposed to meet at 9 am at a bank and I got there about 15 minutes early to scout out the place. I actually went around the building trying to see if anything looked out of place and I noticed a bunch of guys hanging out where we were supposed to meet up. So, the building was more like a mall and had about 4 stories and it's built in a way where you can see everyone below you from the upper levels. I pretended to be interested in one of the shops in the upper level while the whole time I kept glancing below to see how the guys were acting. There was one cop and a bunch of dudes. 5 minutes before we were supposed to meet up, they all gathered together and went into one room - which turned out to be some kind of driving agency, including the cop and the place became practically empty.

    Pheeew, I'd been working myself up over nothing. Everything was gonna be okay, right? So I'm walking down from the 4th floor to the ground level and I'd reached the 2nd level when I fucking saw them. 6 armed police had just arrived right at 9 am in front of the building and the escort was walking among them. There was another guy there who was dressed like a civ. She walked into the mall then texted me about 2 minutes later that she'd arrived and was waiting.

    You gotta understand, cops here aren't armed with pistols, they carry around ak 47s and are dressed like the army. I was scared beyond shitless. Holy fuck.

    SURVIVAL MODE ACTIVATED.

    First thing I did was turn my goddamn phone off. I nearly threw it away on the spot (in the bathrooms), but apparently there's a $2000 fine in this country if you misplace your sim card without informing the authorities. I knew she didn't know what I looked like...but she'd probably find me by trying to call my phone number. So the whole fucking thing devolved into a cat and mouse game. She would be on one floor, the other guy on a different floor and would be looking around for the likely whoremonger suspect. I tried to lower my heartrate as much as possible and pretend I was just a guy who was looking for a laptop repair shop.

    Check this - at one point there was a cyber cafe and I was on the same floor as her. I saw her and immediately went into the cyber cafe and asked the random lady working there if she knew of any computer repair shops - barely paying any attention to what she was saying, stuttering and trying not the freak the fuck out. I turned around and the escort was there looking at me with the "is this the guy" look on her face. She turned around, picked up her cell and made a call - I can only assume to me - but the phone was off so it didn't go off in my pocket. Jeesssus. After a few seconds she put it back in her purse and kept walking.

    I had to get out of there as fast as possible. After a few more cat and mouse games, I figured I'd have the best chance of getting out of the place immediately. The armed cops hadn't moved at all and seemed to be waiting for something but I'd already played the part of a disinterested shopper enough and I just had to go. I was walking down from the 3rd to the 2nd floor when I saw her, another woman and the guy talking. The escort had a sour look on her face, lol. The guy was kind of grinning and laughed as he asked her "But did you call the 'client'?" She insisted that she had. We locked eyes again as I was going down to the ground floor. I think she knew.

    I played some bullshit of getting the contact number from the computer store in the bottom floor, played with the list as I casually walked by the armed cops who were still standing around and looking bored to tears and damn near broke into a sprint when I turned the corner and was out of eyesight.

    Oh fuck me. God. I know this is stupid, but I couldn't resist switching on my phone and texting her after 5 minutes -

    "Too many cops. At the very least you're not independent anyway." Then I blocked her number.

    TL;DR- Tried to hire a prostitute off a random escort page, it ended up being a police sting operation and I nearly got caught.
     
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  2. Vladamir

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    You're a nice writer bro, I enjoyed every part of that story. Not saying it's fake or anything, but it's really nicely written out. I couldn't write up any real experiences like that if I tried!
     
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    TL;DR- Tried to hire a prostitute off a random escort page, it ended up being a police sting operation and I nearly got caught.
     
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    Ripping the story to post in FB groups to generate traffic.

    TIA, @pewep!
     
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    Haha I couldn't either man, that shit really happened!
     
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    pics or it didnt happen
     
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    shoulda asked for a review copy :(
     
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    Na, she's one of those sellers that don't offer review copies for a new service. No wonder pewp almost got caught in the operation! There were no reviews to look at!
     
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    @pewep, you really missed this scene :D Maybe Next Time ?

     
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    Nice handling. So where should I avoid girls of pleasure then, China?
     
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    Thete are no emojis on the planet for how hard I'm laughing at you right now.
     
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    Should be an award for the BEST story of the month / year.

    OP would win it hands down for this one :)

    (or hands by the side running like F**k lol) :D
     
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    You could always go for the ol' brucelyn treatment and get rid of the problem once and for all.
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    #noregrets
     
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    When I'm presented with such a peculiar situation, I mostly just close my eyes and render myself invisible to my enviorment, using my shapeshifting abilities to their fullest potential as I have extensive experience in the Kumpulan Damasutra meditative cloak of invisibility.
     
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    They have sting operations on escorts in Kenya....??? Are the laws against mongering that strict??
     
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    Police with AKs, this sure sounds like Kenya
     
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    It's a misdemeanor if you're caught mongering, but a felony for the lady. Kinda fucked up which oppresses the prostitues - they likely would have held me until I bribed them with everything in my bank account.
     
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    Hey @pewep, would you mind doing something similar, perhaps with a different girl at a different location, I could use a sequel as that went over pretty well for me on FB.
     
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