Introduction From A Programmer Who Will Either Skin You Live Or Rub Oil On Your Nose!

No, I'm not gonna address you as "Ladies & Gentlemen"!

Gentle Ladies & Hard Men! (Now, that's more like it!),

I am a unique brother (middle aged) in the sense that I am not like most people on this forum. When I learn a lesson/tactic/knowledge etc. I try to making use of it asap to earn money both "directly" (through my own efforts) and "indirectly" (through others' effort through affiliation). I try killing atleast 2 birds with a single stone, if not more, as time and life is short.

I am a man of action. And pretty fast at that! And, I'd like to know are you a person of action or not or are you just a time waster and a dreamer (a sad whining loser) ? Because, if you're the former then we may just get along fine. Infact, I will be either your worst nightmare (tough competition) or you best buddy online! I prefer the latter. Even crooks go soft inside when they stay in my company for a while and forget their crookedness. Well, I can't reach you all face to face to breath a fresh of "life" into you all but I'll try reaching literally every single one of you through my works. Mark my words! I'll touch your lives one way or the other after I've driven half of you crazy with tonnes of my questions.

I'm a student programmer. I build bots or automation tools but no tools that engage in dishonesty or fraud. No! Don't tell me I'm in the wrong forum as this is a black hat forum and not "criminals forum" or "crooks forum".
And right now, my aim I not to sell you bots or tools but give them away to you for free so you can benefit from them by not only using them but giving them away for free too to others like your twitter followers, facebook fans, youtube and blog subscribers, etc. so both you and me can make money out of their free usages. Yes, I'm the guy who reads your minds, takes the right words out of your mouths which you were about to utter and gives you nearly every God unforsaken things on a silver plateu!

Now, how shall we proceed to make both you and me not a tiny winy bit of money but HEAVY MONEY! Any ideas ? Maybe you manually do a lot of work everyday online that earns you good money and you have no problem sharing with us what you do ? If I see your activity is good enough to earn money for the public masses then I might try building a bot to share it with everybody. That way, our lives become easier and more rewarding.
But before we start, introduce yourselves.

What are you ? Male or female ?
What is your age range ?
Where are you from ?
What is your profession ?
How do you occupy yourself online most of the time ?
How much money do you make online per day ? Week ? Month ? Year ? And, how do you make them ? Let's see if I can build any bots to magnify and speeden up the earnings.

 

What the fuck did I just read?

 

PM me your dealers contact info. I want some of that!

Glad you're here brother!

 

Thank you. For some reason I'm unable to PM. Maybe, because I'm new.

 

This post cracked me up. Welcome aboard, I suppose. Wait...you weren't actually trying to PM your dealer's contact info, were you?

 

Ofcourse not. Was gonna befriend the guy to see if I can use him to somehow reach potential customers. Like a JV thing. Was gonna discuss ways on how to find customer leads and then build a bot to bring him and me some income. A bit similar to what I offered Zweilicht on my INTRO thread: "Introducing The Revolutionary Fan Browser".

 

Tell me, my dear friend, how do you know that you are not like the rest of us, when you don't know the same?

 

I was beginning to regret my decision to have a saturday night in, instead of getting drunk as fuck in gay clubs (true fact, although I must stress I am not a bummer)

Thank you OP for coming along and rescuing this evening for me, now let me grab some beer and I will be back to troll you in a responsible manner within the rules of this forum.

 

Looks like someone's learnt from their last ban. Are you going to turn into scrooge now old chap?

 

Well the boy scout persona didn't last long. RIP STE, gone but never forgotten

 

Wtf is going on in this thread?

 

I think I've just done something I may regret.

 

I honestly believe you are 100% compulsive. You just do things without thinking, and let the chips fall where they may.

 

I live my life by two words.

Zero Fucks.

 

... Now, I'm thinking of building a tool called "scrooge"! Thanks st Fishkin!
But stuck on the feature idea. Meaning, what should the tool do apart from be stingy ?
Christmas is coming soon. Good thing you brough scrooge up 3 months earlier.
No, seriously. I must build some Christmas tool and half name it "scrooge"!. It might be good marketing.

At the top of my head, I'm bursting my brains for some feature ideas for this scrooge bot.
Mmmm. How-about, it sends out online Christmas cards to all your followers on twitter, facebook, youtube, etc. ?
The carding must have a twist, however, to make it unique so it is not just another carding tool.
Mmmm.
Mmm. How-about a Christmas message like this ? ....

"Christmas wishes from someone unexpected.

Click the link to see the sender's img." - and then the img is linked to an ad such a adfly etc.

One good way to influence people to click.
Now, let's think-up message ideas. How-about this ? .....

1.
"Christmas wishes from some your secret admirer.

Click the link to see your admirer's img."

2.
"Christmas wishes from your worst nightmare from the bhw!

Click the link to see the screwer's img."

3.
"Christmas wishes from your lucky charmer.

Click the link to see what your Christmas gift is."

4.
"Christmas wishes from scrooge.

Click the link to see what this scrooge expects you to gift him this Christmas."
(And then the img would show what gift you expect. This one is a cheeky message).


Now, I reckon Christmas messages like these will result in the recipients clicking the ad links earning you money.
What do you think ?
Mmm. Now, I'm thinking about a trap bot of some sort. A system that traps the recipient to constantly click links after links to earn the sender money. Maybe, the system drags the recipient into a game or so to get the recipient to constantly engage with the sender or his messages.
Mmm. I'm gonna have to work on this. Let us see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Did you see what I just did ? I sort of hijacked a post and got you interested to read this far. I made something out of nothing. Time is money. And, if you're wasting valuable time reading this far then whatever charm that was in this message must be taught to a "Christmas bot" so it can use the charm to attract the attention of thousand of recipients like this and metre all the time they spend on the card messages. Afterwards, the bot can release the data on how much time the public eye balls spent reading the message and attract advertisers who'd be willing to pay a handsome amount for the bot to redirect the recipient's attention to their own ads. How much do you reckon the bot should charge for selling the "time"? How-about advertisers bid for the time ? No, seriously! I'm not joking.
Anyway, this message is getting too long and I need to get back to work building my latest viral bot and give my head a break from constantly wondering off to neverland constantly seeking the "viral idea bot" that would make me a billionaire very soon. I nearly killed hristmas now 3 months earlier! Must give Chritmas a break! You guys take a break from work on Christmas but Christmas itself needs a break from me! Ha! Lol!

 

Yeah see I only use that occassionally. I can't go through life like that.