Introducing 'Knife In The Face' -a stress tool for ewhores

Tired of all the POS SOBs that go "wave to the cam" and "make a peace sign"?

Tired of the retards who think they can trick you by saying they filled in their information when they didn't?

Tired of the idiots who think that you have to prove something to them and call you a scam?

Tired of the fucktards who say "asl baby", "I wanna fuck u in the a$$", and "ooohhh play with urself"?

Introducing Knife In The Face.

Capabilities:

* Stab people in the face over the internet
* Built in cam to see their reactions
* Can bypass CAPTCHAS on the fly

You can purchase Kife in the Face for six one time payments of the low, low price of $ALL YOUR CASH ARE BELONG TO US.

Interested? Join the mailing list to receive a free $WILL BE INVALID ANYWAY off coupon. We will never spam you, except on, including, but not limited to, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.

You can purchase Knife in the Face at fucktarded_spam_link.php?I_promise_this_is_not_a_ref_link?474747474

Thank you for your interest,
Regards,
The Knife in the Face Team

RANDOM SMILEYS FOR EFFECT:
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I would appreciate reviews.

Thanks

link dosnt work

Hagiology said:

Exactly why I don't do eWhoring. But a very funny read.

PS: Look at the ads between your post and this one.

"Knife Industry Jobs - Key employees search firm for knife industry jobs"

lol

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thats pretty funny. knife sets, knife sale as low as $4..lol

THIS IS NOT ME POSING AS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A FAKE TESTIMONIAL

Every since I purchased knife in the face my life has been way less stressful. I used to not be able to work for days after logging on to MSN, but now, thanks to knife in the face, I'm able to just stab them and get on with my life.

I only tried doing the chatting thing for like a week... but you've just given me an idea for what I should have done with the annoying ones. Which is editing the finer points of a certain 2 girls and their cup and streaming that over the cam. How's that for assplay? Meh.